05-08-2008, 08:26 PM
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband walking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting flies" He responed. "Oh! kill any?" She asked. "Yep! 3 males and 2 females." he replied. Intrigued,she asked him. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded. "3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone."................ 
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05-08-2008, 11:32 PM
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05-09-2008, 01:24 AM
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LOL.
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05-09-2008, 09:15 AM
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Lol, sounds like he had it figured out.
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05-09-2008, 09:48 AM
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LOL!
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