Bubba's new truck

Capt'n Mil Coll · 05-09-2008, 12:27 AM

One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.

Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.

"Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?"

"Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied.

"She gave it to you?"

I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, "but a new truck?"

"Well, Jimmy Joe,let me tell you what happened.
We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere.
Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,

"Bubba, take whatever you want."

So I took the truck!

You're a smart man!
Her clothes woulda never fit you!"

Billyz · 05-09-2008, 12:32 AM

I probably would have waited till i got her asleep. lol

CalifgirlinOk · 05-09-2008, 04:08 AM

REAL CUTE....LOL

andrew cochran · 05-09-2008, 08:50 AM

Nice! LOL

TXplt · 05-09-2008, 09:53 AM

He's a smart guy lol

7mmremmag1995 · 05-09-2008, 11:34 AM

lol!

05-09-2008, 12:27 AM	#1
Capt'n Mil Coll Military Rifle Collector Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Right behind you. -NRA Member- Posts: 2,057 Trader Rating: (0)	Bubba's new truck One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin. "Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?" "Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied. "She gave it to you?" I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, "*but a new truck?"* "Well, Jimmy Joe,let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, *and headed into the woods.* She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, "Bubba, take whatever you want." So I took the truck! You're a smart man! *Her* *clothes woulda never fit you!"* __________________ Let's light this fuse and see what happens!

05-09-2008, 12:32 AM	#2
Billyz Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 104 Trader Rating: (0)	I probably would have waited till i got her asleep. lol __________________ COG #47

05-09-2008, 04:08 AM	#3
CalifgirlinOk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,300 Trader Rating: (0)	REAL CUTE....LOL __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

05-09-2008, 08:50 AM	#4
andrew cochran Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Little town in ARKANSAW! Posts: 1,904 Trader Rating: (1)	Nice! LOL __________________ If you don't have anything good to say... Don't say it!

05-09-2008, 09:53 AM	#5
TXplt Lost in the Ozone Again Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Fort Worth, TX Posts: 2,399 Trader Rating: (0)	He's a smart guy lol __________________ Old fighter pilots never die.....They just wind up in Texas

05-09-2008, 11:34 AM	#6
7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,275 Trader Rating: (0)	lol! __________________ Just LeDoux it