Two men are sitting in a bar

Doglips · 08-24-2002, 06:23 PM

Two men are sitting in a bar. One says to the other, "I think it's spelled W-H-H-O-O-O-M-B."

The other man replies, "No, wouldn't it be more like W-H-H-H-O-O-M-M-B-B?"

The waitress is walking by and says, "You guys are both idiots! It's spelled W-O-M-B, you jerks!"

The one man turns to her and says, "Madam, it's obvious that you've never heard an elephant fart."

08-24-2002, 06:23 PM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,088	Two men are sitting in a bar Two men are sitting in a bar. One says to the other, "I think it's spelled W-H-H-O-O-O-M-B." The other man replies, "No, wouldn't it be more like W-H-H-H-O-O-M-M-B-B?" The waitress is walking by and says, "You guys are both idiots! It's spelled W-O-M-B, you jerks!" The one man turns to her and says, "Madam, it's obvious that you've never heard an elephant fart."