Headhunters

jaeger · 05-10-2008, 10:16 PM

Three U.S. soldiers were on a special ops mission deep in the jungles of South America. The three man team consisted of one Marine, one Navy SEAL, and one Army Ranger. The team was on patrol and was captured by a band of headhunters. The headhunters took the team back to the village to stand trial for trespassing on sacred grounds.
The three men were tied up and placed in the middle of the village to be questioned by the chief headhunter. The first to be questioned was the Marine.
"You have been found guilty of trespassing and will be executed. We will use your skin for canoes, your bones for weapons, and your meat to feed our people. Do you have any last requests?" the chief asked.
"Yeah," the Marine replied. " I want my rucksack".
"Your rucksack?" the chief replied.
"Yes, my rucksack."
The chief gave the Marine the rucksack. The Marine opened it and pulled out a .45 pistol. He then shot himself in the head
"We can still use his body," the chief said. He then turned to the SEAL and asked if he had any last requests.
"Yeah. Give me my dog tag chain," the SEAL said.
When the chief handed him the chain, the SEAL opened a locket on the chain, took out a cyanide pill and swallowed it. Within 30 seconds he was dead.
"That's alright," the chief said. "We can still use his body."
He then turned to the Ranger and asked him if he had any last request.
"Give me my mess kit," replied the Ranger.
"Your mess kit?" the chief asked, thinking that this was an odd final request.
"Yeah, jackass. My mess kit," said the Ranger.
When the chief handed the Ranger the mess kit, the Ranger opened it and took out his fork.
"Look here chief," the Ranger said, " you might be able to use my bones to make weapons for your people. You might be able to use my meat to feed your people. But," the Ranger said as he began stabbing himself all over his own chest, " to Hell with your damn canoes!"

7mmremmag1995 · 05-10-2008, 10:41 PM

JohnBlaze · 05-10-2008, 10:51 PM

CalifgirlinOk · 05-11-2008, 07:48 AM

REAL GOOD ONE..!!!

andrew cochran · 05-11-2008, 11:28 AM

Windwalker · 05-11-2008, 11:46 AM

Good one,lol.

7mmremmag1995 · 05-11-2008, 10:52 PM

speaking of headhunters , i am related to the Kentucky Headhunters band. no joke

05-10-2008, 10:16 PM	#1
jaeger Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 236	Headhunters Three U.S. soldiers were on a special ops mission deep in the jungles of South America. The three man team consisted of one Marine, one Navy SEAL, and one Army Ranger. The team was on patrol and was captured by a band of headhunters. The headhunters took the team back to the village to stand trial for trespassing on sacred grounds. The three men were tied up and placed in the middle of the village to be questioned by the chief headhunter. The first to be questioned was the Marine. "You have been found guilty of trespassing and will be executed. We will use your skin for canoes, your bones for weapons, and your meat to feed our people. Do you have any last requests?" the chief asked. "Yeah," the Marine replied. " I want my rucksack". "Your rucksack?" the chief replied. "Yes, my rucksack." The chief gave the Marine the rucksack. The Marine opened it and pulled out a .45 pistol. He then shot himself in the head "We can still use his body," the chief said. He then turned to the SEAL and asked if he had any last requests. "Yeah. Give me my dog tag chain," the SEAL said. When the chief handed him the chain, the SEAL opened a locket on the chain, took out a cyanide pill and swallowed it. Within 30 seconds he was dead. "That's alright," the chief said. "We can still use his body." He then turned to the Ranger and asked him if he had any last request. "Give me my mess kit," replied the Ranger. "Your mess kit?" the chief asked, thinking that this was an odd final request. "Yeah, jackass. My mess kit," said the Ranger. When the chief handed the Ranger the mess kit, the Ranger opened it and took out his fork. "Look here chief," the Ranger said, " you might be able to use my bones to make weapons for your people. You might be able to use my meat to feed your people. But," the Ranger said as he began stabbing himself all over his own chest, " to Hell with your damn canoes!"

05-10-2008, 10:41 PM	#2
7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,266	lol __________________ Just LeDoux it

05-10-2008, 10:51 PM	#3
JohnBlaze Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 119	__________________ Guns don't kill people. Husbands who came home early from work do. "I'm your Huckleberry"

05-11-2008, 07:48 AM	#4
CalifgirlinOk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 1,804	REAL GOOD ONE..!!! __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

05-11-2008, 11:28 AM	#5
andrew cochran Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Little town in ARKANSAW! Posts: 1,495	LOL! __________________ Just an old hillbilly, who can shoot real good!

05-11-2008, 11:46 AM	#6
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,890	Good one,lol. __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it

05-11-2008, 10:52 PM	#7
7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,266	speaking of headhunters , i am related to the Kentucky Headhunters band. no joke __________________ Just LeDoux it

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