05-13-2008, 04:29 PM
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Some of them I couldn't post because I'd get in trouble..  Man who scratch a&& should not bite fingernails. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who eat many prunes get good run for his money. War does not determine who is right,war determines who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It takes many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Crowed elevator smell different to little people. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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05-13-2008, 04:44 PM
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lol
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05-13-2008, 06:14 PM
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some cute ones in there.lol
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05-13-2008, 06:58 PM
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Pretty good Calgal.
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05-16-2008, 03:12 PM
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first one was the best
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05-16-2008, 08:06 PM
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Haaa-haahahaa...
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05-16-2008, 11:30 PM
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EEEEEH!
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05-18-2008, 02:44 AM
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Man who run in front of car gets tired Man who run after car gets exausted Baseball is wrong... Man with 4 balls cannot walk
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05-18-2008, 09:41 AM
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| The Week had an article a few weeks back on the folks who write the fortune cookie fortunes. Actually, these days it's one gal, I think, who works in New York City. There are only a couple of companies in the country who print the fortunes and she said it's hard to come up with new ones that aren't too cute for the house, that sound vaguely Eastern philospohically wise (or at least inspired by that), that are very short. She's an idea whore, she'll take inspiration from anywhere. The article also mentioned that the people who write these things burn out after awhile. It is not an easy form of writing, since you have to be careful not to offend people and you have no way of knowing who is going to open any given fortune. One that the company printed up, you'll recognize for source at once. "Do. Or do not. There is no try." See how far they are willing to go for little epigrams? |
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05-18-2008, 10:13 AM
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CaliGirl: person who read your post laughs much. Thanks...
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05-18-2008, 12:03 PM
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Women who sit on toilet too long, have ring around the rosey.
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05-22-2008, 11:40 PM
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When reading six and seven I've become confused! Just messin with ya!
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05-23-2008, 12:08 AM
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This post really made my day thanks caligirl these two actually had me laughing really hard. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Crowed elevator smell different to little people. |
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05-23-2008, 12:49 AM
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Think I'll agree with cubbieman, first one the best. lol
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