Six bits.

Capt'n Mil Coll · 05-13-2008, 04:44 PM

A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I
can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours."

The guy left.

A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door
and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."

The guy left.

A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How
long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and half."

The guy left.

The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor.
Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he
has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."

A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"

Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house."

CalifgirlinOk · 05-13-2008, 04:55 PM

That was a good one...Just remember if the wifes not happy no ones going to be happy......

elmer fudd · 05-13-2008, 05:50 PM

LOL ^ very true with moms to!

rondog · 05-13-2008, 11:01 PM

Man sticks his head in the barbershop and asks, "Bob Peters here?"

Barber replies, "no sir, we just cut hair".

mosquitofish · 05-14-2008, 04:22 PM

R R R , earth humor.

05-13-2008, 04:44 PM	#1
Capt'n Mil Coll Military Rifle Collector Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Right behind you. -NRA Member- Posts: 2,057 Trader Rating: (0)	Six bits. A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left. A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and half." The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back." A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house." __________________ Let's light this fuse and see what happens!

05-13-2008, 04:55 PM	#2
CalifgirlinOk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,297 Trader Rating: (0)	That was a good one...Just remember if the wifes not happy no ones going to be happy...... __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

05-13-2008, 05:50 PM	#3
elmer fudd Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA! Posts: 1,807 Trader Rating: (0)	LOL ^ very true with moms to! __________________ spur hard, shoot straight, party hardy!

05-13-2008, 11:01 PM	#4
rondog Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Parker, CO Posts: 1,234 Trader Rating: (0)	Man sticks his head in the barbershop and asks, "Bob Peters here?" Barber replies, "no sir, we just cut hair". __________________ What she doesn't know about, doesn't piss her off.....

05-14-2008, 04:22 PM	#5
mosquitofish Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: So. Calif. Posts: 296 Trader Rating: (0)	R R R , earth humor.