05-13-2008, 08:49 PM
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| Super Moderator    | Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. Law of Gravity Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. The Law of probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of Random Numbers If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers. Law of the Alibi If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Variation Law If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time) Law of the Bath When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Close Encounters The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. Law of the Result When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. Law of Biomechanics The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. Law of the Theater At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. The Starbucks Law As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. Murphy's Law of Lockers If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. Law of Physical Surfaces The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug. Law of Logical Argument Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance If the shoe fits, it's ugly. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking A closed mouth gathers no feet. [b][color="Blue"] Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. Doctors' Law If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick. Last edited by Oxford; 05-13-2008 at 08:53 PM. |
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05-13-2008, 09:20 PM
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LOL The mechanical repair one has usually happened to me when I've been working with Super Glue. Where's the one which says, after hours of no one calling, all the phones ring at once ?
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05-13-2008, 10:37 PM
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very nice! i realy like this!
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05-13-2008, 10:40 PM
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I can totally relate to the itch and have to pee the minute your hands get greasy as well. lol Funny stuff OX, funny stuff.
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05-13-2008, 10:40 PM
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Haaahahahahaaa...
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05-14-2008, 04:10 AM
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When I was in high school my friend got a BIG pimple on her nose and I made fun of it.I told her I never get pimples that big on my nose.The next day I had a nasty zit on the tip of my nose. I got paid back...... 
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