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Old 05-16-2008, 11:45 PM   #1
MY CAT RUDY ATE SANTA..!!
 
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The Candidates

Presidential candidates Clinton, Obama and McClain were flying to a debate.

Obama looked at Hillary chuckled and said," You know I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied," I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

John added," That being the case I could throw one hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing what they said,the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his copilot,"Such big-shots back there.I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 325 million people very happy."
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Old 05-16-2008, 11:54 PM   #2
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Bravo! What a good idea!
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Old 05-16-2008, 11:58 PM   #3
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Can we get them all on the same plane at one time?
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Old 05-17-2008, 01:13 AM   #4
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That is the best one I have heard in a long time.
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Old 05-17-2008, 02:59 PM   #5
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lol
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Old 05-17-2008, 05:58 PM   #6
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Old 05-17-2008, 11:39 PM   #7
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A great idea. Just might be the only way to save our Country.
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Old 05-18-2008, 01:42 AM   #8
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LOL !!!
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