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| The Candidates
Presidential candidates Clinton, Obama and McClain were flying to a debate. Obama looked at Hillary chuckled and said," You know I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy." Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied," I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy." John added," That being the case I could throw one hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy." Hearing what they said,the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his copilot,"Such big-shots back there.I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 325 million people very happy."
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| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: New York
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Bravo! What a good idea!
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| Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Southern New Mexico
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That is the best one I have heard in a long time.
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good stuff
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A great idea. Just might be the only way to save our Country.
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