Bush And Powell In A Bar

Doglips · 08-28-2002, 12:11 AM

BUSH AND POWELL IN A BAR

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Hey, isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III."

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 40 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big hooters."

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big hooters? Why kill a blonde with big hooters?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart *****! I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis!"

Oxford · 08-28-2002, 12:27 AM

Still funny but it's been around for a while.

NRAJOE · 08-28-2002, 10:52 PM

Yeah, thats been on here before!

alan c. · 08-29-2002, 12:45 PM

Ok so why kill the blonde with the hooters?

08-28-2002, 12:11 AM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,088	Bush And Powell In A Bar BUSH AND POWELL IN A BAR President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Hey, isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The barman says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?" Bush says, "We're planning WW III." And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 40 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big hooters." The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big hooters? Why kill a blonde with big hooters?" Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart *****! I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis!"

08-28-2002, 12:27 AM	#2
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,101 Blog Entries: 4	Still funny but it's been around for a while. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

08-28-2002, 10:52 PM	#3
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,252 Images: 3	Yeah, thats been on here before! __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

08-29-2002, 12:45 PM	#4
alan c. Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Pasadena,Tejas - also known as Texas Posts: 3,769 Images: 15 Blog Entries: 3	Ok so why kill the blonde with the hooters? __________________ God Bless. From Tejas -- formerly known as Texas.