06-14-2008, 08:01 AM
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Every time you bend over to pick something up, the floor gets farther away.
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06-15-2008, 09:30 PM
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You know you're getting old when.......darn, I forgot.
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06-30-2008, 10:37 AM
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making a shopping list to remember what to buy but forgets to bring list????
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06-30-2008, 01:54 PM
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06-30-2008, 01:59 PM
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06-30-2008, 07:37 PM
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Getting out of bed and having to crack every joint in your body to do so; your 4 year old child is the one cooking and cleaning for you, LOL (not quite there yet); your daughter is the one turning heads (I am so grateful I have utter control of my firearm!)
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06-30-2008, 07:51 PM
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Looking for your glasses; raising all greats of $ell cause somebody moved them and they are on your head 
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06-30-2008, 08:49 PM
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The grunts you make getting out of a chair, up from the floor, etc, keep getting louder and louder!
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07-03-2008, 03:11 PM
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| Registered User  Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Carlin Nevada
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1. When the hair on your ears and back grows faster than the bald spot on your head. 2. When your kids ask you if there was color when you were a kid( Not on TV but in real life) 3. When the Drs. look like they are not old enough to drive, let alone practice medicine. |
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07-03-2008, 10:32 PM
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Your old when sex is a thing of the past !!!!!
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07-03-2008, 11:03 PM
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when you get a hair cut and thats all you get is 1 hair cut. I bought a diesel in 2002 and i bought fuel at .92 a gallon for that truck
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07-04-2008, 12:18 AM
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When you have to get a medicine pill dispenser to sort out all of the meds you have to take for the day. When your children start telling stories about their childhood. When you go to Wal-Mart and the first place you go is the pharmacy.
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07-04-2008, 06:49 AM
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When you come home from the store and put the milk in your bedroom closet and your purse in the refrigerator. I was shocked when I opened the refrigertor a hour later and saw my purse.... 
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