"signs you're getting old"

[jimkim]

This is a three word style game on aging I'll start.
Finding things you didnt know you had
not finding things you know you have.

The first time you realize your arms arent long enough to read.

The first time your rearend falls asleep.(18 years old in the middle of the SAT I thought it was a stroke)
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[sc928porsche]

Hair on the top of your head stops growin and starts coming out your ears.

Your six pack now gone and replacement is located in the liquor isle.

Have to wear a heat shield when you approach your birthday cake

[Cyrille]

!st thing you reach for in the morning are your eyes{glasses}
2d thing the bathroom, 3d your teeth!

[neophyte]

Last thing at night
put your teeth away
put your glasses away
pass a little gas
tell her to stay on her side of the bed

[DWFan]

When you see the cars you tried to talk your parents into letting you get when you got your driver's license now wearing "Antique Auto" tags.
When you join a conversation about "the good old days" and suddenly realize you are talking about 20 years earlier than they are talking about.
When the majority of those you work with are younger than your youngest child.

[iflylow74]

When your kid listens to "classic" music and it turns out to be your favorite band from your high school days.

Your kid finds a coin with the same year on it that you graduated high school and thinks its antique.

[SwedeSteve]

When you put your grandson down for a nap, and you fall asleep before he does.

[HARDERTR]

when that "little old gray haired lady" you help across the street.....is your wife

[neophyte]

bladder about the size of a tea-cup

[jimkim]

If you have ever sat down a book and backed away from it until it was in focus you might be getting old.(done that)

[squirrelbaster]

i dont know if this thread is funny or just sad........

[7mmremmag1995]

if you forget where you keep the toilet paper (i'e done that and im YOUNG)

[HARDERTR]

when your breakfast drink of choice is orange metamucil?

[iflylow74]

Awesome avatar Hardertr!!

[DANA]

The person in the avatar was reported to be a janitor in the aerospace industry. About 1959 or so the picture was used with the caption "Your Air National Guard is Awake"

DANA

[Paul T]

When you go from tri focals to quadra focals.

When you remember you used to date your wife and $30 would last the whole weekend and 5 bucks would fill up that '73 LTD.

When passin gas is a dreaded event for more than one reason.

When all your drinkin money is spent on prescriptions.

[7mmremmag1995]

your cousin knew George Washington personally and you remember it

[binabik]

ok, i thought of this, my dad used to say that he could remember when gas was 40 cents, that was when gas was 1.20, now i say i remember when gas was 1.20 and now it is 4 bucks, crazy, took 30 years for my dad, took 5 for me, and i am only 19, i feel older heh

[neophyte]

when that little drool down the side of your mouth doesn't seem that important.
when combingyour hair aint such a big deal
Nose hair is longer than you ear hair

[Paul T]

Originally Posted by binabik

ok, i thought of this, my dad used to say that he could remember when gas was 40 cents, that was when gas was 1.20, now i say i remember when gas was 1.20 and now it is 4 bucks, crazy, took 30 years for my dad, took 5 for me, and i am only 19, i feel older heh

How bout when gas was .19

Originally Posted by neophyte

when that little drool down the side of your mouth doesn't seem that important.
when combingyour hair aint such a big deal
Nose hair is longer than you ear hair

Been around my place have you? LOL!!