Something For Everyone..!!

CalifgirlinOk · 06-16-2008, 06:43 PM

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breast don't have eyes.

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.

How do get a 80 year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80 year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!!....

bigbuddy21 · 06-16-2008, 07:03 PM

Sooner Shooter · 06-16-2008, 07:22 PM

Gosh CGO, I just don't get em! You might need to go back and give detailed explanations.

Windwalker · 06-16-2008, 07:35 PM

Those were great! ROTFL

neophyte · 06-16-2008, 08:21 PM

CalifgirlinOk: Ma'am; it's the way you

tell em

my wife will never see

Capt'n Mil Coll · 06-16-2008, 08:38 PM

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Thems funny.

7mmremmag1995 · 06-16-2008, 11:16 PM

thems right up ders is funnier than a possum in a barrel fire.

This old man in my small farmin community who is in his 80's and has had a heart attack and is still living once went to burn the garbage in the barrel. Well, a possum was in there and so he just poured some diesel fuel in there and set the possum on fire. he said it squealed and hissed till it burnt up into a crisp.

Thunder-223 · 06-21-2008, 01:44 AM

very funny

ArkansasHunter · 06-21-2008, 01:50 AM

BINGO !!!

06-16-2008, 06:43 PM	#1
CalifgirlinOk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,733	Something For Everyone..!! What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag. What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breast don't have eyes. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe. How do get a 80 year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80 year-old lady to yell BINGO!!.... __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

06-16-2008, 07:03 PM	#2
bigbuddy21 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: new albany in. Posts: 973 Images: 5	LMAO __________________ LAND OF THE FREE BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE!

06-16-2008, 07:22 PM	#3
Sooner Shooter Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 614	Gosh CGO, I just don't get em! You might need to go back and give detailed explanations. __________________ Save the drama for your mama!

06-16-2008, 07:35 PM	#4
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,536	Those were great! ROTFL __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it

06-16-2008, 08:21 PM	#5
neophyte Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 3,492 Blog Entries: 2	CalifgirlinOk: Ma'am; it's the way you tell em my wife will never see __________________ Craig By the standards of most

06-16-2008, 08:38 PM	#6
Capt'n Mil Coll Military Rifle Collector Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Right behind you. -NRA Member- Posts: 2,255 Images: 10	Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Thems funny. __________________ Let's light this fuse and see what happens!

06-16-2008, 11:16 PM	#7
7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,270 Images: 1 Blog Entries: 1	thems right up ders is funnier than a possum in a barrel fire. This old man in my small farmin community who is in his 80's and has had a heart attack and is still living once went to burn the garbage in the barrel. Well, a possum was in there and so he just poured some diesel fuel in there and set the possum on fire. he said it squealed and hissed till it burnt up into a crisp. __________________ Just LeDoux it

06-21-2008, 01:44 AM	#8
Thunder-223 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Bowra N.S.W Australia Posts: 119	very funny __________________ A Downunder Redneck & Proud of it!

06-21-2008, 01:50 AM	#9
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,678	BINGO !!!