Tom-Alaska- liquor

neophyte · 06-18-2008, 10:06 AM

I knew there was a reason why I never had the desire to Move to Alaska!
Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible.

He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.

"Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Havin g a Christmas party Friday night... Thought you might like to come. About 5:00."

"Great", says Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."

As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you......be some drinkin'." "Not a problem" says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em."

Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too." "Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right . I'll be there, Thanks again."

"More'n likely be some wild sex, too," "Now that's really not a problem" says Tom, warming to the idea. "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there.

By the way, what should I wear?"

"Don't much matter .... Just gonna be the two of us."

BaserRonin · 06-18-2008, 10:24 AM

hahaha. thanks

nighthawk80 · 06-18-2008, 11:54 AM

Eeeewwwww

7mmremmag1995 · 06-18-2008, 12:54 PM

cremley · 06-18-2008, 01:04 PM

gaaaay!!! hahahahaha! that is disgusting! lol

Windwalker · 06-18-2008, 01:08 PM

LOL, I believe his last statement would have been a mind changer!

snuffysmith · 06-18-2008, 01:08 PM

Dang, that's one lonely place. AKHunter, am I uninformed, is Alaska that empty? LOL

Snuffy

ArkansasHunter · 06-18-2008, 01:25 PM

I just felt my breakfast turn over !

Capt'n Mil Coll · 06-18-2008, 02:12 PM

He went to the party? Right Craig?

neophyte · 06-18-2008, 02:29 PM

loneliness

causes all sort of issues?

must of had to showed

up weren't no cigs left

Mooseman684 · 06-18-2008, 10:14 PM

IF I HEAR THAT JOKE AGAIN.

....Thats why I can't own a cruise Missile !!!! NC would be Toast....LOL

Taurus Fan · 06-19-2008, 06:04 PM

Funny, I'm saving it.

andrew cochran · 06-20-2008, 01:16 PM

OH MY! Nasy! LOL

06-18-2008, 10:06 AM	#1
neophyte Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 4,347 Blog Entries: 2	Tom-Alaska- liquor I knew there was a reason why I never had the desire to Move to Alaska! Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there. "Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Havin g a Christmas party Friday night... Thought you might like to come. About 5:00." "Great", says Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you." As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you......be some drinkin'." "Not a problem" says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em." Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too." "Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right . I'll be there, Thanks again." "More'n likely be some wild sex, too," "Now that's really not a problem" says Tom, warming to the idea. "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?" "Don't much matter .... Just gonna be the two of us." __________________ Craig May the Lord's face radiate with joy because of you. Numbers 6:24

06-18-2008, 10:24 AM	#2
BaserRonin Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: In a Dark Cubicle Posts: 375	hahaha. thanks __________________ "It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favour of vegetarianism" ~ R. W. Inge

06-18-2008, 12:54 PM	#4
7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,271 Images: 1 Blog Entries: 1	__________________ Just LeDoux it

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cremley Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Southern New Mexico Posts: 1,261	gaaaay!!! hahahahaha! that is disgusting! lol __________________ I wouldn't be so paranoid if everyone wasn't out to get me.

06-18-2008, 01:08 PM	#6
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 4,000	LOL, I believe his last statement would have been a mind changer! __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it

06-18-2008, 11:54 AM	#3
nighthawk80 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Just south of Central Indiana Posts: 408	Eeeewwwww

06-18-2008, 01:08 PM	#7
snuffysmith Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: central Arkansas Posts: 580	Dang, that's one lonely place. AKHunter, am I uninformed, is Alaska that empty? LOL Snuffy __________________ time & weather changes everything KTALGSTO

06-18-2008, 01:25 PM	#8
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	I just felt my breakfast turn over !

06-18-2008, 02:12 PM	#9
Capt'n Mil Coll Military Rifle Collector Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Right behind you. -NRA Member- Posts: 2,571 Images: 38	He went to the party? Right Craig? __________________ Let's light this fuse and see what happens!

06-18-2008, 02:29 PM	#10
neophyte Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 4,347 Blog Entries: 2	I wasn't there loneliness causes all sort of issues? must of had to showed up weren't no cigs left __________________ Craig May the Lord's face radiate with joy because of you. Numbers 6:24

06-18-2008, 10:14 PM	#11
Mooseman684 Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness Posts: 10,532 Images: 2	IF I HEAR THAT JOKE AGAIN.....Thats why I can't own a cruise Missile !!!! NC would be Toast....LOL __________________ You know you might be facing your doom,when all you get is a click when you're expecting a BOOM!

06-19-2008, 06:04 PM	#12
Taurus Fan Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cobra Command Headquarters Posts: 903	Funny, I'm saving it.

06-20-2008, 01:16 PM	#13
andrew cochran Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Little town in ARKANSAW! Posts: 2,320	OH MY! Nasy! LOL __________________ If you don't have anything good to say... Don't say it!