Golf

[neophyte]

Golf Story
A father, son and grandson went to the country club for their weekly round of golf. Just as they reached the first tee, a strikingly beautiful young blonde carrying her bag of clubs approached them. She explained that the member who brought her to the club for a round of golf had an emergency that called him away and asked the trio whether she could join them. Naturally, the guys all eagerly agreed.

Smiling,the blonde thanked them and said, 'Look, fellows, I work in a topless bar as a dancer, so nothing shocks me anymore. If any of you want to smoke cigars, have a beer, bet, swear, tell off-color stories or do anything that you normally do when playing a round together, go ahead. But, I enjoy playing golf and I consider myself pretty good at it, so please don't try to coach me on how to play my shots.' With that the guys agreed to relax and invited her to drive first. All eyes were fastened on her shapely behind as she bent over to place her ball on the tee. She then took her driver and hit the ball 270 yards down the middle, not far from the green. The father's jaw dropped. 'That was beautiful!,' he said. The blonde put her driver away and said, 'I really didn't get it all, and I faded it a little, but it'll play.'

After the three guys hit their drives and their second shots, the blonde took out a lob wedge and lofted the ball within five feet of the hole. (She was closest to the pin.) The son said, 'Damn, you played that perfectly.' The blonde frowned and said, 'It was a little weak, but even an easy sand wedge would have been too much club. And I've left myself a tricky little putt.' She then tapped in the five-footer for birdie.

Having the honors, she drove first on the second hole, knocked the heck out of the ball, 300 yards smack in the middle of the fairway. For the rest of the round the statuesque blonde continued to amaze the guys, quietly and methodically making par or birdie on every hole.

When they arrived at the 18th green, the blonde was three under par, and had a very nasty 12-foot putt on an undulating green for par. She turned to the three guys and said, 'I really want to thank you all for not acting like a bunch of chauvinists and telling me what club to use or how to play a shot, but I need this putt for 69 and I'd really like to break 70 on this course. If any one of you can tell me how to make par on this hole I'll take him back to my apartment, break open a bottle 35-year-old Single Malt Strath Mill Scotch, fix him a steak dinner and then show him the time of his life for the rest of the night.' The yuppie son jumped at the thought! He strolled across the green, carefully eyeing the line of the putt and finallysaid, 'aim about 5 inches to the right of the hole and hit it firm. It will get over that little hump and break right into the cup.' The father knelt down and sighted the putt using his putter as a plumb. 'Don't listen to the kid, darlin', you want to hit it softly 10 inches to the right and let it run left down that little hogback, and it'll fall into the cup.'

The old gray-haired grandfather walked over to the blonde's ball, picked it up and handed it to her and said, 'That's a gimme, sweetheart.' The blonde smiled and said, 'Your car or mine?'

OLD AGE AND TREACHERY WILL OVERCOME YOUTH AND SKILL EVERY TIME!
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[Windwalker]

Lol on the old age and treachery!

[MrsS]

Fuunny..

[Capt'n Mil Coll]

I need to take up golf. Good one Neo.

[7mmremmag1995]

lmao