Sven and Ole Rocket Science

Capt'n Mil Coll · 06-24-2008, 02:23 PM

Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in
Minneapolis. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.

Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!" Sven says, "Me too. Y'know,
I've hear you can drink dat yet fuel an get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?"

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed. Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!

The phone rang. It was Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?" Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?"

Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?"

Ole says, "No dat yet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover, nothin. Ve
oughta do dis more often."

Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting." Ole asked, "Vat's
dat?"

Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?"

Ole stopped to think. "No "

"Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Milvaukee"

CalifgirlinOk · 06-24-2008, 04:08 PM

LMAO....!!!!

elmer fudd · 06-24-2008, 04:37 PM

lol

Windwalker · 06-24-2008, 04:41 PM

Thats a classic. Very good one.lol

TXplt · 06-24-2008, 11:54 PM

LOL !

Asphalt Cowboy · 06-25-2008, 04:47 PM

LMFAO!!

Thanks Captn'. Youve no idea how badly I needed that today.

Capt'n Mil Coll · 06-25-2008, 06:16 PM

Ya vell Sven und Ole iss happy ta help.
You betcha by golly!!!

7mmremmag1995 · 06-27-2008, 01:13 PM

ROFL

SwedeSteve · 06-27-2008, 01:43 PM

Cap'n- LOL. But you're hittin close to home there !!

06-24-2008, 02:23 PM	#1
Capt'n Mil Coll Military Rifle Collector Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Right behind you. -NRA Member- Posts: 2,571 Images: 38	Sven and Ole Rocket Science Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!" Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I've hear you can drink dat yet fuel an get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed. Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! The phone rang. It was Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?" Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?" Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?" Ole says, "No dat yet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover, nothin. Ve oughta do dis more often." Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting." Ole asked, "Vat's dat?" Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?" Ole stopped to think. "No " "Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Milvaukee" __________________ Let's light this fuse and see what happens!

06-24-2008, 04:08 PM	#2
CalifgirlinOk MY CAT RUDY ATE SANTA..!! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,579	LMAO....!!!! __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

06-24-2008, 04:37 PM	#3
elmer fudd Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA! Posts: 2,029	lol __________________ spur hard, shoot straight, party hardy!

06-24-2008, 04:41 PM	#4
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 4,000	Thats a classic. Very good one.lol __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it

06-24-2008, 11:54 PM	#5
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06-25-2008, 04:47 PM	#6
Asphalt Cowboy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: A one horse town in E.Kansas. Posts: 353	LMFAO!! Thanks Captn'. Youve no idea how badly I needed that today. __________________ Yes, I Ride A Motorcycle. I Have To, It's Cheaper Than A Shrink.

06-25-2008, 06:16 PM	#7
Capt'n Mil Coll Military Rifle Collector Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Right behind you. -NRA Member- Posts: 2,571 Images: 38	Ya vell Sven und Ole iss happy ta help. You betcha by golly!!! __________________ Let's light this fuse and see what happens!

06-27-2008, 01:13 PM	#8
7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,271 Images: 1 Blog Entries: 1	ROFL __________________ Just LeDoux it

06-27-2008, 01:43 PM	#9
SwedeSteve Thor's Hammer Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alaska Posts: 12,563 Images: 1	Cap'n- LOL. But you're hittin close to home there !! __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers