How to clean your toilet

Capt'n Mil Coll · 06-25-2008, 05:47 PM

Instructions on how to cleanyour toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/2 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may needto stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse."

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

CalifgirlinOk · 06-25-2008, 06:15 PM

My 26 lb. cat is bigger than the bowl-won't work.The dog is scared of him also..Cute one...lol

Windwalker · 06-25-2008, 06:21 PM

Be careful, cats have long memories.lol

SwedeSteve · 06-26-2008, 11:18 AM

And hold a grudge too !!

Capt'n Mil Coll · 06-26-2008, 12:26 PM

Im dissapointed that the two pics didnt work. They were the funniest part of this joke. They worked when I posted it.

bellx1 · 06-26-2008, 05:19 PM

.............i take it your not a fan of cats.......

Capt'n Mil Coll · 06-26-2008, 09:53 PM

No I like cats and dogs. And all kinds of animals.

Capt'n Mil Coll · 06-26-2008, 10:55 PM

7mmremmag1995 · 06-27-2008, 11:55 AM

06-25-2008, 05:47 PM	#1
Capt'n Mil Coll Military Rifle Collector Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Right behind you. -NRA Member- Posts: 2,069 Trader Rating: (0)	How to clean your toilet Instructions on how to cleanyour toilet 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/2 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may needto stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse." 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog __________________ Let's light this fuse and see what happens!

06-25-2008, 06:15 PM	#2
CalifgirlinOk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,321 Trader Rating: (0)	My 26 lb. cat is bigger than the bowl-won't work.The dog is scared of him also..Cute one...lol __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

06-25-2008, 06:21 PM	#3
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,294 Trader Rating: (0)	Be careful, cats have long memories.lol __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it

06-26-2008, 11:18 AM	#4
SwedeSteve Grumpy Old Fart Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: AnchorTown, Alaska Posts: 9,177 Trader Rating: (0)	And hold a grudge too !! __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

06-26-2008, 12:26 PM	#5
Capt'n Mil Coll Military Rifle Collector Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Right behind you. -NRA Member- Posts: 2,069 Trader Rating: (0)	Im dissapointed that the two pics didnt work. They were the funniest part of this joke. They worked when I posted it. __________________ Let's light this fuse and see what happens!

06-26-2008, 05:19 PM	#6
bellx1 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Kalifornia Posts: 160 Trader Rating: (0)	.............i take it your not a fan of cats....... __________________ gun owner or victim??? decisions, decisions!

06-26-2008, 09:53 PM	#7
Capt'n Mil Coll Military Rifle Collector Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Right behind you. -NRA Member- Posts: 2,069 Trader Rating: (0)	No I like cats and dogs. And all kinds of animals. __________________ Let's light this fuse and see what happens!

06-26-2008, 10:55 PM	#8
Capt'n Mil Coll Military Rifle Collector Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Right behind you. -NRA Member- Posts: 2,069 Trader Rating: (0)	__________________ Let's light this fuse and see what happens!

06-27-2008, 11:55 AM	#9
7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,275 Trader Rating: (0)	lol __________________ Just LeDoux it