Proposed Book Titles For the Clintons & Friends

Doglips · 09-05-2002, 10:44 AM

Proposed Book Titles For the Clintons & Friends
An anonymous source has leaked the titles "Today" will be recommending for their club:

1) My Life As A Woman
by Paul Begala

2) My Life as A Human Gargoyle
by James Carville

3) I Could Kill A Puppy in DisneyWorld and Drink Soup From It's Skull and You Will Still Love Me
by Hillary Clinton

4) Actually, She's Done That!
by Bill Clinton

5) How to Travel the World on the Taxpayer Dime and NEVER, NEVER Get A Job
by Chelsea Clinton

6) Talking And Other Things To Do With Your Lips Tightly Compressed Together
by Judy Woodruff

7) The View From Down Here: Confessions from Under the Desk
by Jonathan Alter

8) Failing Upwards: How to Succeed On Little Talent and Less Brains: by Al Hunt and Ted Rall

9) Me? Wheeeee! by Katie Couric

10) Tales from the Puke-N-Pub by Molly Ivens and Maureen Dowd, with a forward by Jimmy Breslin and a Anne Richards Chaser.

09-05-2002, 10:44 AM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,088	Proposed Book Titles For the Clintons & Friends Proposed Book Titles For the Clintons & Friends An anonymous source has leaked the titles "Today" will be recommending for their club: 1) My Life As A Woman by Paul Begala 2) My Life as A Human Gargoyle by James Carville 3) I Could Kill A Puppy in DisneyWorld and Drink Soup From It's Skull and You Will Still Love Me by Hillary Clinton 4) Actually, She's Done That! by Bill Clinton 5) How to Travel the World on the Taxpayer Dime and NEVER, NEVER Get A Job by Chelsea Clinton 6) Talking And Other Things To Do With Your Lips Tightly Compressed Together by Judy Woodruff 7) The View From Down Here: Confessions from Under the Desk by Jonathan Alter 8) Failing Upwards: How to Succeed On Little Talent and Less Brains: by Al Hunt and Ted Rall 9) Me? Wheeeee! by Katie Couric 10) Tales from the Puke-N-Pub by Molly Ivens and Maureen Dowd, with a forward by Jimmy Breslin and a Anne Richards Chaser.