06-26-2008, 08:14 PM
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| Tim The Hypnotist It was entertainment night at the senior center and Tim the hypnotist exclaimed:" I'm here to put all of you in a trance;I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Tim withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat." I want you all to keep your eyes on this antique watch.It's a very special watch.It's been in my family for six generations." He began to swing the watch back and forth while quietly chanting."Watch the watch,watch the watch." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth,light gleaming off it's polished surface. Hundreds of eyes followed the swaying watch,until suddenly it slipped from Tim's fingers and fell to the floor breaking into a hundred pieces. "CHIT!" said Tim.... It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.... 
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06-27-2008, 12:31 AM
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| I had to read it twice, but good one.
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06-27-2008, 06:09 AM
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| CGO, that was a great one. LOL Capt'n Coll Sir, I don't even want to go there.Lol
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06-27-2008, 07:40 AM
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| LOL ! I wonder if that would possible ? LOL !!! |
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06-28-2008, 02:10 AM
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| very funny
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