06-27-2008, 07:57 PM
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| Senior Member | The blonde and the sheep A gorgeous blonde was walking down the street when a sheep came trotting toward her on the sidewalk. She grabbed it, pulled it to a halt, and tied the scarf she was wearing around its neck. Holding onto one end of the scarf, she led it to the police station. "Officer, I caught this sheep running down the sidewalk. What should I do with it?" she asked the cop on the front desk. "Take it to the zoo," he told her. "Okay," said the blonde. She left with the sheep. The next day the officer was on patrol and came across the blonde. She was leading the sheep down the sidewalk on a leash hooked up to a rhinestone-studded dog collar. The cop pulled over. "I thought I told you to take that sheep to the zoo!" he said. "I took it to the zoo yesterday, Officer. And today, I'm taking it to the movies." |
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