Democrat, Republican, or Southerner?

ReconWrench · 06-28-2008, 02:27 AM

Subject: Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? Wh at does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for !
few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Southerner's Answer: *
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points? Son: Can I shoot the next one! Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

knightRider · 06-28-2008, 08:55 AM

southerner

Capt'n Mil Coll · 06-28-2008, 09:06 AM

Capt'n Mil Coll's Answer: *
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points? Son: Can I shoot the next one! Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
Me: Can we stand him up and shoot him again????

SwedeSteve · 06-28-2008, 11:18 AM

I'd let my wife shoot him. She's never shot one before, and that way I coul take him to the taxidermist for sure, LOL !!

Windwalker · 06-28-2008, 12:17 PM

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am Southern born and raised. But, unless the threat had not been neutralized, I would not empty my weapon, reload, and keep shooting.

cremley · 06-28-2008, 11:10 PM

conservative? BANG, BANG, BANG. well that was just enough to kill him and just under enough to put a dent in my pocket book. lol

FS00008 · 06-29-2008, 02:11 AM

Southerner. Although I wouldn't be caught dead with a damn Glock :-D

Or anything less than a .45 if a Semi-Auto for that matter xP

meatloaf · 07-02-2008, 02:44 AM

conservative, there may be more. =-)

tbonecpk · 07-02-2008, 03:15 AM

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! PING! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! PING! Click Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points? Son: Can I shoot the next one! Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
Sorry I would more than likely be carying my Garand not a Glock 40

ghost_raven · 07-03-2008, 08:55 PM

*Bang*
"Wow... this 1911 really is good for one-shot kills!"
*bang bang bang bang bang bang bang*
"Tight grouping, too!"

Cyrille · 07-05-2008, 09:44 AM

BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG--- FOUR SHOTS FROM MY REVOLVER AND ONE LEFT IN THE CHAMBER IF IT MOVES AGAIN. OH SOUTHNER, BY THE WAY!

bellx1 · 07-05-2008, 07:36 PM

***lets just say there wouldnt be nothin left of the guy when I was done***

Seabeescotty · 07-06-2008, 10:38 PM

Southern conservative? Two to the chest, and one in the head...

AKHunter · 07-09-2008, 01:05 AM

BANG!BANG!BANG!KICK!STOMP!KICK!KICK!......STOMP!

big shrek · 07-09-2008, 12:02 PM

Southerner, but a Democrat...Glock 20, two to the chest, one to the head, clear the area, then check his pockets for the "Asssited Suicide Tax".

06-28-2008, 02:27 AM	#1
ReconWrench Registered User Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Grassy knoll Posts: 2 Trader Rating: (0)	Democrat, Republican, or Southerner? Subject: Democrat, Republican or Southerner? Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? .................................................. .................. Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? Wh at does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for ! few days and try to come to a consensus. .................................................. ................. Republican's Answer: BANG! .................................................. ................ Southerner's Answer: * BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points? Son: Can I shoot the next one! Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

06-28-2008, 08:55 AM	#2
knightRider Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: you know where Posts: 2,600 Trader Rating: (0)	southerner __________________ I'm part kalishnakov, part heckler and Koch.

06-28-2008, 09:06 AM	#3
Capt'n Mil Coll Military Rifle Collector Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Right behind you. -NRA Member- Posts: 2,069 Trader Rating: (0)	Capt'n Mil Coll's Answer: * BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points? Son: Can I shoot the next one! Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist! Me: Can we stand him up and shoot him again???? __________________ Let's light this fuse and see what happens!

06-28-2008, 11:18 AM	#4
SwedeSteve Grumpy Old Fart Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: AnchorTown, Alaska Posts: 9,177 Trader Rating: (0)	I'd let my wife shoot him. She's never shot one before, and that way I coul take him to the taxidermist for sure, LOL !! __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

06-28-2008, 12:17 PM	#5
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,294 Trader Rating: (0)	Ladies and Gentlemen, I am Southern born and raised. But, unless the threat had not been neutralized, I would not empty my weapon, reload, and keep shooting. __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it

06-28-2008, 11:10 PM	#6
cremley Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Southern New Mexico Posts: 728 Trader Rating: (0)	conservative? BANG, BANG, BANG. well that was just enough to kill him and just under enough to put a dent in my pocket book. lol __________________ There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who have guns and those who dig. You dig.

06-29-2008, 02:11 AM	#7
FS00008 Сергей Иванович Мосин Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: California Posts: 750 Trader Rating: (0)	Southerner. Although I wouldn't be caught dead with a damn Glock :-D Or anything less than a .45 if a Semi-Auto for that matter xP

07-02-2008, 02:44 AM	#8
meatloaf Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: lakewood CO Posts: 863 Trader Rating: (0)	conservative, there may be more. =-)

07-02-2008, 03:15 AM	#9
tbonecpk Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: San Diego Cal Posts: 1,584 Trader Rating: (0)	BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! PING! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! PING! Click Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points? Son: Can I shoot the next one! Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist! Sorry I would more than likely be carying my Garand not a Glock 40 __________________ "Speak softly but carry a big stick" -Teddy Roosevelt

07-03-2008, 08:55 PM	#10
ghost_raven Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Albuquerque, NM Posts: 408 Trader Rating: (0)	Bang "Wow... this 1911 really is good for one-shot kills!" bang bang bang bang bang bang bang "Tight grouping, too!" __________________ The First Amendment defines America, the Second Amendment defends it.

07-05-2008, 09:44 AM	#11
Cyrille Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: South Louisiana Posts: 1,737 Trader Rating: (0)	BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG--- FOUR SHOTS FROM MY REVOLVER AND ONE LEFT IN THE CHAMBER IF IT MOVES AGAIN. OH SOUTHNER, BY THE WAY!

07-05-2008, 07:36 PM	#12
bellx1 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Kalifornia Posts: 160 Trader Rating: (0)	*lets just say there wouldnt be nothin left of the guy when I was done* __________________ gun owner or victim??? decisions, decisions!

07-06-2008, 10:38 PM	#13
Seabeescotty Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 3,699 Trader Rating: (0)	Southern conservative? Two to the chest, and one in the head... __________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge

07-09-2008, 01:05 AM	#14
AKHunter Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Alaska Posts: 904 Trader Rating: (0)	BANG!BANG!BANG!KICK!STOMP!KICK!KICK!......STOMP!

07-09-2008, 12:02 PM	#15
big shrek Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Northwest, FL Posts: 375 Trader Rating: (0)	Southerner, but a Democrat...Glock 20, two to the chest, one to the head, clear the area, then check his pockets for the "Asssited Suicide Tax". __________________ No worry I are just der big dumb troll nevermind dis here notepad I am just countin' ma toes.