the blond and the lottery

cheapblaster · 06-28-2008, 04:38 PM

The blond was praying and praying to win the lottery. "Oh, please Lord, if I win the lottery I will pay my debts, educate my children and devote the rest of my life to doing good works in Your name!"

She repeats her prayer over and over, for months, and nothing happens. Finally, in bitter disappointment, she laments "I've prayed and prayed. I've done my best to be good! When will you answer my prayer?"

An exasperated voice comes from the sky and tells her -

"C'mon, work with me, sweetie. Buy a ticket."

Windwalker · 06-28-2008, 07:39 PM

lol she is doing better than I am. She hasn't been out the ticket money.

CalifgirlinOk · 06-29-2008, 07:11 AM

She sure isn't Albert Einstein is she? lol

neophyte · 06-29-2008, 07:16 AM

cheapblaster: Sir; do you reckon you could bring "her" to the 'SeeBee's'
house sitting "adventure"

She could watch over the dough-nuts

CalifgirlinOk · 06-29-2008, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neophyte

cheapblaster: Sir; do you reckon you could bring "her" to the 'SeeBee's'
house sitting "adventure"

She could watch over the dough-nuts

You want to die at a young age don't you???

SwedeSteve · 06-29-2008, 01:25 PM

^ is gonna hurt you !!

cheapblaster · 06-29-2008, 03:47 PM

I'll just bring her along and put her in charge of the orange juice. The container will have the word "concentrate" on it. That will keep her busy and out of trouble for hours.

Cyrille · 06-29-2008, 05:55 PM

somebody bringing the beer?

06-28-2008, 04:38 PM	#1
cheapblaster Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: SF Bay area, California Posts: 140 Images: 1	the blond and the lottery The blond was praying and praying to win the lottery. "Oh, please Lord, if I win the lottery I will pay my debts, educate my children and devote the rest of my life to doing good works in Your name!" She repeats her prayer over and over, for months, and nothing happens. Finally, in bitter disappointment, she laments "I've prayed and prayed. I've done my best to be good! When will you answer my prayer?" An exasperated voice comes from the sky and tells her - "C'mon, work with me, sweetie. Buy a ticket."

06-28-2008, 07:39 PM	#2
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,578	lol she is doing better than I am. She hasn't been out the ticket money. __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it

06-29-2008, 07:11 AM	#3
CalifgirlinOk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,775	She sure isn't Albert Einstein is she? lol __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

06-29-2008, 07:16 AM	#4
neophyte Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 3,565 Blog Entries: 2	Bring her Along cheapblaster: Sir; do you reckon you could bring "her" to the 'SeeBee's' house sitting "adventure" She could watch over the dough-nuts __________________ Craig By the standards of most

06-29-2008, 01:25 PM	#6
SwedeSteve Thor's Hammer Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alaska Posts: 10,370 Images: 1	^ is gonna hurt you !! __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

06-29-2008, 03:47 PM	#7
cheapblaster Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: SF Bay area, California Posts: 140 Images: 1	I'll just bring her along and put her in charge of the orange juice. The container will have the word "concentrate" on it. That will keep her busy and out of trouble for hours.

06-29-2008, 05:55 PM	#8
Cyrille Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: South Louisiana Posts: 1,850	somebody bringing the beer?