the bus ride

stitchclimber · 06-28-2008, 04:50 PM

a guy gets on the bus and takes an aisle seat beside an elderly lady. A few minutes later, he couldn't control himself and had to let loose a big noisy fart.

Embarrassed, he tried to make conversation with the lady and asked her. "Do you by any chance have todays paper?"

The lady looked at him and said, "No, but the next time we pass by a tree I'll grab you a handful of leaves."

SwedeSteve · 06-29-2008, 01:30 PM

Another good one !!

06-28-2008, 04:50 PM	#1
stitchclimber Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The great northwest Posts: 945	the bus ride a guy gets on the bus and takes an aisle seat beside an elderly lady. A few minutes later, he couldn't control himself and had to let loose a big noisy fart. Embarrassed, he tried to make conversation with the lady and asked her. "Do you by any chance have todays paper?" The lady looked at him and said, "No, but the next time we pass by a tree I'll grab you a handful of leaves." __________________ turning up the radio, got just enough religion and a half tank of gas...

06-29-2008, 01:30 PM	#2
SwedeSteve Thor's Hammer Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alaska Posts: 10,372 Images: 1	Another good one !! __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers