06-29-2008, 03:45 PM
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| Thor's Hammer   | On Getting Old
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there. 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. 5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. 6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
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06-29-2008, 04:08 PM
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SwedeSteve: Sir; all too true.  for my part; an exception must be appreciated. not going to grow up and still doun't know nuthin
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06-29-2008, 05:17 PM
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| MY CAT RUDY ATE SANTA..!!  Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma
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#3 I tripped on my flipflops once and while I was down I pulled a few weeds in the flower garden..Yes it's true..
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06-29-2008, 06:11 PM
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| Where's that Coyote?!  Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin
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No. 8 You know your getting old when your wife gives up sex for lent and you realize it in July.
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