06-29-2008, 03:48 PM
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| Thor's Hammer   | Things I Learned as a Child
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
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06-29-2008, 05:23 PM
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| MY CAT RUDY ATE SANTA..!!  Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma
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#2 I'm lucky i still had hair on my head when she got done with me..!!
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06-29-2008, 07:03 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: South Louisiana
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Hoooo boy! I can swear that # 3 is the trut, the whole trut an nuttin but the trut!
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06-29-2008, 07:30 PM
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My Grandson says #5 is oh so true.lol
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06-30-2008, 07:48 PM
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Darn....I let my 4 year-old son hold a tomato that I picked from my in-laws garden....wish I could've read this sooner, LOL
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