The Wetsuit [sailors only] WARNING

neophyte · 06-29-2008, 04:44 PM

Immediate Warning, because I care!!

Please pass this on to the people you care about, relatives and friends.

It is important they be awareof this danger .

Never

Never

Never

Never

Ever.....

...fart in a wet suit!

CalifgirlinOk · 06-29-2008, 04:52 PM

I don't fart so I don't need to worry about that.......

texnmidwest · 06-29-2008, 04:59 PM

Nope you are right. According to Bill Cosby women don't fart...they poot!

killer · 06-29-2008, 05:02 PM

One of the gals at work expelled some gas and said she "Fluffed." She would have been better off saying nothing sine her nic name ever since is "Fluffy."

TexasT · 06-29-2008, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by CalifgirlinOk

I don't fart so I don't need to worry about that.......

You might need to see a doctor about that...or increase your fiber intake lol

Cyrille · 06-29-2008, 05:59 PM

Texas T it's a proven fact women do not fart---- they expel, you may be the exception that proves the rule.

big shrek · 07-09-2008, 12:12 PM

My girlfriend walked into the bathroom yesterday and exclaimed, "No wonder the paint's peeling in here!! Good GOD!!"

musicmaniac · 07-09-2008, 12:29 PM

Haha! My in-laws never allowed the "F" word, (fart), in their home when my wife was younger. They had there kids say instead that they, "Shot a bunny". Haha! I always thought that was kind of funny.

Big Dog · 07-09-2008, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by texnmidwest

Nope you are right. According to Bill Cosby women don't fart...they poot!

Actually, it was Richard Pryor. I listened to him a lot in my yonger daze.

Also, for jet mechanics, I learned in my USAF daze - NEVER fart after a heavy bacon&egg breakfast.... when you are up the exaust pipe of a jet fighter - WHOOWEEEEE!

Nearly had the first T-33A with an 'afterburner'......

rondog · 07-09-2008, 07:12 PM

Is there a photo here that I can't see?

captsquirrel · 07-12-2008, 08:01 PM

I couldn't see the photo either. Big dog's T-33 comment was funny though.

06-29-2008, 04:44 PM	#1
neophyte Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 3,569 Blog Entries: 2	The Wetsuit [sailors only] WARNING Immediate Warning, because I care!! Please pass this on to the people you care about, relatives and friends. It is important they be awareof this danger . Never Never Never Never Ever..... ...fart in a wet suit! __________________ Craig By the standards of most

06-29-2008, 04:52 PM	#2
CalifgirlinOk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,776	I don't fart so I don't need to worry about that....... __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

06-29-2008, 04:59 PM	#3
texnmidwest Listen to yur Inner Hippo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin Posts: 3,454	Nope you are right. According to Bill Cosby women don't fart...they poot! __________________ "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati" (If all else fails play dead)

06-29-2008, 05:02 PM	#4
killer Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In the rat race Posts: 905 Images: 6	One of the gals at work expelled some gas and said she "Fluffed." She would have been better off saying nothing sine her nic name ever since is "Fluffy." __________________ "Yeee Hawww...I'm a cowboy on an iron horse." Killer's cabin: http://buckmountainchateau.com/

07-09-2008, 12:12 PM	#7
big shrek Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Northwest, FL Posts: 458 Images: 37	My girlfriend walked into the bathroom yesterday and exclaimed, "No wonder the paint's peeling in here!! Good GOD!!" __________________ No worry I are just der big dumb troll nevermind dis here notepad I am just countin' ma toes.

06-29-2008, 05:59 PM	#6
Cyrille Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: South Louisiana Posts: 1,850	Texas T it's a proven fact women do not fart---- they expel, you may be the exception that proves the rule.

07-09-2008, 12:29 PM	#8
musicmaniac Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Glendale, AZ Posts: 473 Images: 7	Haha! My in-laws never allowed the "F" word, (fart), in their home when my wife was younger. They had there kids say instead that they, "Shot a bunny". Haha! I always thought that was kind of funny. __________________ A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity. -- Sigmund Freud

07-09-2008, 07:12 PM	#10
rondog Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Parker, CO Posts: 1,335	Is there a photo here that I can't see? __________________ What she doesn't know about, doesn't piss her off.....

07-12-2008, 08:01 PM	#11
captsquirrel Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: S. Nevada Posts: 410	No Photo I couldn't see the photo either. Big dog's T-33 comment was funny though.