How the Fight started

neophyte · 06-30-2008, 07:24 PM

How the fight Started
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man "That must be my husband!"

So the guy quickly jumped out of the bed, scared and naked he jumped out the window like a crazy man. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and then started to run as fast as he could to his car.

A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, "I AM your husband.!"

The woman yelled back, "Yeah, then why were you running?"

And that folks............is how the fight started.
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MrsS · 06-30-2008, 07:27 PM

Dang...any other way to have ratted each other out? LOL

CalifgirlinOk · 07-01-2008, 01:52 PM

I like a good fight...lol

ArkansasHunter · 07-01-2008, 01:58 PM

Here's a versioun I posted a while back.

Short Hillbilly Joke

Ventriloquist

A young ventriloquist is touring through the southern United States and stops to entertain at a small bar in Texas. He's going through his usual stupid Redneck jokes, when a big burly guy in the audience stands up and says, "I've heard just about enough of your smart ass hillbilly jokes. We ain't all stupid here in the South." Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the big guy pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to the smart ass little fella on your knee."

...A.H...ROFL !!!!

Paul T · 07-05-2008, 04:35 AM

Musta been related to the guy who jumped into the mt pool.

SwedeSteve · 07-05-2008, 08:01 AM

Good ones !!

andrew cochran · 07-28-2008, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArkansasHunter

Here's a versioun I posted a while back.

Short Hillbilly Joke

Ventriloquist

A young ventriloquist is touring through the southern United States and stops to entertain at a small bar in Texas. He's going through his usual stupid Redneck jokes, when a big burly guy in the audience stands up and says, "I've heard just about enough of your smart ass hillbilly jokes. We ain't all stupid here in the South." Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the big guy pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to the smart ass little fella on your knee."

...A.H...ROFL !!!!

Guess I just ain't got it yet.

mosquitofish · 07-28-2008, 06:44 PM

brings back memories. R R R

06-30-2008, 07:24 PM	#1
neophyte Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 3,569 Blog Entries: 2	How the Fight started How the fight Started A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man "That must be my husband!" So the guy quickly jumped out of the bed, scared and naked he jumped out the window like a crazy man. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and then started to run as fast as he could to his car. A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, "I AM your husband.!" The woman yelled back, "Yeah, then why were you running?" And that folks............is how the fight started. __________________ __________________ Craig By the standards of most

06-30-2008, 07:27 PM	#2
MrsS Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Originally from the 26th state of the union; now living in the 16th. Posts: 1,418	Dang...any other way to have ratted each other out? LOL __________________ Gun Control...is the ability to hit your target.

07-01-2008, 01:52 PM	#3
CalifgirlinOk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,776	I like a good fight...lol __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

07-01-2008, 01:58 PM	#4
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,709	Here's a versioun I posted a while back. Short Hillbilly Joke Ventriloquist A young ventriloquist is touring through the southern United States and stops to entertain at a small bar in Texas. He's going through his usual stupid Redneck jokes, when a big burly guy in the audience stands up and says, "I've heard just about enough of your smart ass hillbilly jokes. We ain't all stupid here in the South." Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the big guy pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to the smart ass little fella on your knee." ...A.H...ROFL !!!!

07-05-2008, 04:35 AM	#5
Paul T Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Mounds Ok Posts: 252 Images: 5 Blog Entries: 5	Musta been related to the guy who jumped into the mt pool. __________________ I have no intent on controling my blind rage.

07-05-2008, 08:01 AM	#6
SwedeSteve Thor's Hammer Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alaska Posts: 10,372 Images: 1	Good ones !! __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

07-28-2008, 06:44 PM	#8
mosquitofish Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: So. Calif. Posts: 310	brings back memories. R R R __________________ Earth humor