A real conspiracy theory....

9mmfan · 07-01-2008, 06:01 PM

This no joke, as you are reading this the U.S. Army and the Marines are being trained for urban-gorilla type warfare in all of our large cities, like New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Cleavland and many more. The Navy is participating in war games off the coast of New York, California and Florida.

The U.S. Air Force is using technology they learned from a U.F.O. that crashed landed many years ago in area 51. The black invisible helicopters are on the way to your home town as you are reading this, to kill U.S. citizens on site if they violate this law...............................
...........................................It has come to the attention of our politicians in Washington DC that there is a huge problem........people are chewing gum ! Run for your life ! Stay at home and lock all of your doors.......the government is out to get you and anyone else who breaks this law ! So run, run for your life ! The U.S. armed forces have orders to shoot to kill anyone who violates this law ! *This is not just a "conspiracy therory".....that you might read about on some internet forum, this is real !

So go home and lock your doors and grab your gun !

(The following laws below are copied and pasted from: www.turtlezen.com)

http://www.turtlezen.com/weirdlaws2.html

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In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping.
In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile.
In Virginia, the Code of 1930 has a statute which prohibits corrupt practices or bribery by any person other than political candidates.
In Providence, Rhode Island, it is against the law to jump off a bridge.
In the State of Kansas, you're not allowed to drive a buffalo through a street.
In Galveston, Texas, it is illegal to have a camel run loose in the street.
In Singapore, it is illegal to chew gum.
In Cleveland, Ohio, it is unlawful to leave chewing gum in public places.

jmp8927 · 07-01-2008, 07:59 PM

LOL very nice!

9mmfan · 07-01-2008, 09:32 PM

More strange laws from www.turtlezen.com. And guys, if you think you got it tough where you live, just be glad you don't live in Kenosha, Wisconsin.

Weird Laws

Some weird laws that are actually quite funny!

Ohio:

if you ignore an orator on Decoration Day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speakers stand, you can be fined $25.

It is illegal to get a fish drunk.

In Cleveland it is illegal to drive while sitting on another persons lap.

In Bexley, Ohio, it is prohibited to install or use slot machines in outhouses.

In Clinton County, Ohio, there is a fine for anyone caught leaning against an public building.

Alaska:
laws that apply to moose:

a moose may not be viewed from an airplane.

It is illegal to give alcoholic beverages to a moose.

it is an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

Texas:

it is illegal to take more than three sips of beer while standing.

A new anti-crime law has been introduced, requiring criminals to give their intended victims 24-hour notice, either orally or in writing to explain the nature of the crime.

Pennsylvania:

Because of the farmers Anti-automobile society, these are some of the rules of the road:

If a driver sees a team of horses, they are to pull to the side of the road, and cover their machine with a blanket or dust cover.

Alabama:

it is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

Arizona:

it is illegal for donkeys to sleep in bathtubs.

if a person is caught stealing soap, they must wash themselves until it is all used up.

California:

it is illegal to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

In L.A., it is an offense to lick a toad. Apparently, people were getting high off them! (This explains a lot about the princess and the frog. The frog never turned into a prince, the princess merely thought the frog turned into a prince because she was high from kissing it!)

In California, animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500ft of a pub, school or place of worship.

In New England:

In Devon (yes there is a place called Devon in the US), it is illegal to walk backwards after sunset.

In Hartford, it is considered an offense to cross the road on your hands.

In Greene, New York, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards down a street, while a concert is on.

Citizens in New York may not greet each other by putting ones thumb to the nose and wriggling the fingers.

In New Jersey you can be arrested for slurping soup in public.

In Greene, New York, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards down a street, while a concert is on.

It is illegal in Maine to step out of a plane, while it is in flight.

In New York, you need a license to use a clothesline outdoors.

In Carmel, New York, it is illegal for a man to go outside if his jacket and trousers do not match.

In Baltimore, it is illegal to throw bales of hay out of a second story window, within the city limits.

Also in Baltimore, it is illegal to take a lion to the movies.

In Connecticut, for a pickle to be officially be considered a pickle, unless it can bounce.

Kentucky:

A Kentucky law states that burglary can only be committed at night.

Idaho:

Fishing from the back of any animal is illegal in Idaho.

Wyoming:

In Sheridan, Wyoming, a policeman can bite a barking dog, in order to quiet him.

Minnesota

In Minnesota, you may not cross state lines with a duck on top of your head.

Hawaii:

In Hawaii it is illegal to insert pennies into your ear.

Illinois:

Women in Joliet, Illinois, can be arrested for trying on more than six dresses in one store.

In Chicago it is illegal to eat in an establishment that is on fire.

In Winnetka, Illinois, theater managers can kick out any patron who has 'odorous feet'.

It is illegal to hum in public on Sundays in Cicero, Illinois.

Kansas:

In Lawrence, Kansas, it is forbidden for anyone to carry bees in their hat, while on the city streets.

In McLough, Kansas, it is against the law to wash your false teeth in a public drinking fountain.

In Russel, Kansas, it is against the law to have an musical car horn.

Kentucky

In Lexington, Kentucky, it is against the law to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket.

In Owensboro, Kentucky, it is illegal for a woman to buy a new hat without her husband trying it on first.

In Kentucky, no female is allowed to appear in a bathing suit on a highway unless she is escorted by at least two police officers, or armed with a club.

Mississippi

In Canton, Mississippi, it is illegal to kill a squirrel with a gun while in a courtroom.

Oklahoma:

It's illegal in Oklahoma to get a fish drunk.

In Harthahorne City, Oklahoma, it is unlawful to put any hypnotised person in a display window.

Florida:

In Florida, you can be fined to fall asleep under a hair dryer, and so can the salon owner.

Michigan:

In Clawson, Michigan, there is a law that makes it LEGAL for a farmer to sleep with his animals.

Indiana:

In Gary, Indiana, persons are prohibited from attending a movie theatre or riding an street car within four hours of eating garlic.

Wisconsin:

In Kenosha, Wisconsin it is illegal to have an erection in public. Even if you have clothes on

7mmremmag1995 · 07-02-2008, 02:29 PM

cremley · 07-03-2008, 04:19 PM

In Las Cruces, New Mexico, it is illegal to walk down main street with a lunch box but it is perfectly legal to walk down the street with a rifle.

SwedeSteve · 07-03-2008, 05:15 PM

Can't push a moose out of an airplane?? Hogwash !! Just how do you think we get them out into the remote places ?? Make them walk ??

TXplt · 07-03-2008, 08:24 PM

LOL--no more than 3 sips of beer while standing...........

Maybe I'd better go turn myself in

ghost_raven · 07-03-2008, 08:36 PM

Cremley- having lived in Las Cruces, yeah... they have some strange laws. Many of which they still try to enforce... lol.

9mmfan · 07-04-2008, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SwedeSteve

Can't push a moose out of an airplane?? Hogwash !! Just how do you think we get them out into the remote places ?? Make them walk ??

I can kinda understand not pushing a moose from a "moving" airplane. But a law saying you can't view a moose from a airplane......No way, that's just tooooo stupid to be true.

troy2000 · 07-04-2008, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 9mmfan

I can kinda understand not pushing a moose from a "moving" airplane. But a law saying you can't view a moose from a airplane......No way, that's just tooooo stupid to be true.

Not if pilots had been buzzing them for the amusement of tourists...hard on the moose.

There's also such a thing as carrying a reasonable law to ridiculous extremes. Oklahoma is the only place I've ever lived where cops would check everyone in a car they stopped, and arrest passengers for being intoxicated in public. I don't know if they still do, but it happened several times when I was there in the early 1980's, including once to one of the three passengers in my car. No one in the car was mouthing off, drooling on themselves, or even obviously drunk. I guess Oklahoma hadn't gotten the word about designated drivers yet.

One of my brothers was on his way home from a bar, and decided he shouldn't be driving. He pulled into a Kmart parking lot to sleep it off, and the local cops woke him up and took him to jail for being intoxicated in public. It was totally stupid of them; from then on he kept driving no matter how wasted he was, so he wouldn't go to jail again...and he got wasted a lot.

Brother Bob · 07-04-2008, 11:23 PM

Ah Hell Troy, if they'd known you were from California, they'd thrown your butt in jail, too! LOL! All kidding aside, there is some really clickish and weird burgs in Okieville. I just about got arrested for having out-of-county plates! Jeez!

Moss500Bantam · 07-05-2008, 07:12 AM

"Mississippi
In Canton, Mississippi, it is illegal to kill a squirrel with a gun while in a courtroom."

Well, when I was a kid I'd take a trip every summer down the Mississippi
To visit my granny in her antebellum world
I'd run barefooted all day long climbin' trees free as a song
And one day I happened to catch myself a squirrel
Well, I stuffed him down in an old shoe box, punched a couple of holes in the top
And when Sunday came I snuck him into Church
I was sittin' way back in the very last pew showin' him to my good buddy Hugh
When that squirrel got loose and went totally berserk
Well, what happened next is hard to tell
Some thought it was heaven others thought it was hell
But the fact that something was among us was plain to see
As the choir sang "I Surrender All" the squirrel ran up Harv Newlan's coveralls
Harv leaped to his feet and said, "Somethin's got a hold on me", Yeow!

Chorus:
The day the squirrel went berserk
In the First Self-Righteous Church
In the sleepy little town of Pascagoula
It was a fight for survival that broke out in revival
They were jumpin' pews and shoutin' Hallelujah!

Well, Harv hit the aisles dancin' and screamin'
Some thought he had religion others thought he had a demon
And Harv thought he had a weed eater loose in his Fruit-Of-The-Looms
He fell to his knees to plead and beg and the squirrel ran out of his britches leg
Unobserved to the other side of the room
All the way down to the amen pew where sat Sister Bertha better-than-you
Who'd been watchin' all the commotion with sadistic glee
But you should've seen the look in her eyes
When that squirrel jumped her garters and crossed her thighs
She jumped to her feet and said "Lord have mercy on me"
As the squirrel made laps inside her dress
She began to cry and then to confess to sins that would make a sailor blush with shame
She told of gossip and church dissension but the thing that got the most attention
Was when she talked about her love life and then she started naming names

Chorus:
The day the squirrel went berserk
In the First Self-Righteous Church
In that sleepy little town of Pascagoula
It was a fight for survival that broke out in revival
They were jumpin' pews and shoutin' Hallelujah!

Well seven deacons and the pastor got saved,
Twenty-five thousand dollars was raised and fifty volunteered
For missions in the Congo on the spot
Even without an invitation there were at least five hundred rededications
And we all got baptized whether we needed it or not
Now you've heard the bible story I guess
How he parted the waters for Moses to pass
Oh the miracles God has wrought in this old world
But the one I'll remember 'til my dyin' day
Is how he put that Church back on the narrow way
With a half crazed Mississippi squirrel

Chorus:
The day the squirrel went berserk
In the First Self-Righteous Church
In the sleepy little town of Pascagoula
It was a fight for survival that broke out in revival
They was jumpin' pews and shoutin' Hallelujah!

07-01-2008, 06:01 PM	#1
9mmfan Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Anywhere The Department of Homeland Defense sends me. Tennessee, is my home. Posts: 440	A real conspiracy theory.... This no joke, as you are reading this the U.S. Army and the Marines are being trained for urban-gorilla type warfare in all of our large cities, like New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Cleavland and many more. The Navy is participating in war games off the coast of New York, California and Florida. The U.S. Air Force is using technology they learned from a U.F.O. that crashed landed many years ago in area 51. The black invisible helicopters are on the way to your home town as you are reading this, to kill U.S. citizens on site if they violate this law............................... ...........................................It has come to the attention of our politicians in Washington DC that there is a huge problem........people are chewing gum ! Run for your life ! Stay at home and lock all of your doors.......the government is out to get you and anyone else who breaks this law ! So run, run for your life ! The U.S. armed forces have orders to shoot to kill anyone who violates this law ! This is not just a "conspiracy therory".....that you might read about on some internet forum, this is real ! So go home and lock your doors and grab your gun ! (The following laws below are copied and pasted from: www.turtlezen.com) http://www.turtlezen.com/weirdlaws2.html [IMG] http://www.turtlezen.com/turtlezenlogolav.bmp[/IMG]Change your Thoughts - Change your Outlook; Change your Outlook - Change your World. In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping. In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile. In Virginia, the Code of 1930 has a statute which prohibits corrupt practices or bribery by any person other than political candidates. In Providence, Rhode Island, it is against the law to jump off a bridge. In the State of Kansas, you're not allowed to drive a buffalo through a street. In Galveston, Texas, it is illegal to have a camel run loose in the street. In Singapore, it is illegal to chew gum. In Cleveland, Ohio, it is unlawful to leave chewing gum in public places. __________________ Peace Through Superior Firepower !* Last edited by 9mmfan; 07-01-2008 at 09:34 PM.

07-01-2008, 07:59 PM	#2
jmp8927 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Walterboro, SC Posts: 1,136 Images: 15	LOL very nice! __________________ Doing the unexpected makes the unexpected the expected and thus the expected becomes the unexpected.

07-01-2008, 09:32 PM	#3
9mmfan Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Anywhere The Department of Homeland Defense sends me. Tennessee, is my home. Posts: 440	More strange laws from www.turtlezen.com. And guys, if you think you got it tough where you live, just be glad you don't live in Kenosha, Wisconsin. Weird Laws Some weird laws that are actually quite funny! Ohio: if you ignore an orator on Decoration Day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speakers stand, you can be fined $25. It is illegal to get a fish drunk. In Cleveland it is illegal to drive while sitting on another persons lap. In Bexley, Ohio, it is prohibited to install or use slot machines in outhouses. In Clinton County, Ohio, there is a fine for anyone caught leaning against an public building. Alaska: laws that apply to moose: a moose may not be viewed from an airplane. It is illegal to give alcoholic beverages to a moose. it is an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. Texas: it is illegal to take more than three sips of beer while standing. A new anti-crime law has been introduced, requiring criminals to give their intended victims 24-hour notice, either orally or in writing to explain the nature of the crime. Pennsylvania: Because of the farmers Anti-automobile society, these are some of the rules of the road: If a driver sees a team of horses, they are to pull to the side of the road, and cover their machine with a blanket or dust cover. Alabama: it is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. Arizona: it is illegal for donkeys to sleep in bathtubs. if a person is caught stealing soap, they must wash themselves until it is all used up. California: it is illegal to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. In L.A., it is an offense to lick a toad. Apparently, people were getting high off them! (This explains a lot about the princess and the frog. The frog never turned into a prince, the princess merely thought the frog turned into a prince because she was high from kissing it!) In California, animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500ft of a pub, school or place of worship. In New England: In Devon (yes there is a place called Devon in the US), it is illegal to walk backwards after sunset. In Hartford, it is considered an offense to cross the road on your hands. In Greene, New York, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards down a street, while a concert is on. Citizens in New York may not greet each other by putting ones thumb to the nose and wriggling the fingers. In New Jersey you can be arrested for slurping soup in public. In Greene, New York, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards down a street, while a concert is on. It is illegal in Maine to step out of a plane, while it is in flight. In New York, you need a license to use a clothesline outdoors. In Carmel, New York, it is illegal for a man to go outside if his jacket and trousers do not match. In Baltimore, it is illegal to throw bales of hay out of a second story window, within the city limits. Also in Baltimore, it is illegal to take a lion to the movies. In Connecticut, for a pickle to be officially be considered a pickle, unless it can bounce. Kentucky: A Kentucky law states that burglary can only be committed at night. Idaho: Fishing from the back of any animal is illegal in Idaho. Wyoming: In Sheridan, Wyoming, a policeman can bite a barking dog, in order to quiet him. Minnesota In Minnesota, you may not cross state lines with a duck on top of your head. Hawaii: In Hawaii it is illegal to insert pennies into your ear. Illinois: Women in Joliet, Illinois, can be arrested for trying on more than six dresses in one store. In Chicago it is illegal to eat in an establishment that is on fire. In Winnetka, Illinois, theater managers can kick out any patron who has 'odorous feet'. It is illegal to hum in public on Sundays in Cicero, Illinois. Kansas: In Lawrence, Kansas, it is forbidden for anyone to carry bees in their hat, while on the city streets. In McLough, Kansas, it is against the law to wash your false teeth in a public drinking fountain. In Russel, Kansas, it is against the law to have an musical car horn. Kentucky In Lexington, Kentucky, it is against the law to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket. In Owensboro, Kentucky, it is illegal for a woman to buy a new hat without her husband trying it on first. In Kentucky, no female is allowed to appear in a bathing suit on a highway unless she is escorted by at least two police officers, or armed with a club. Mississippi In Canton, Mississippi, it is illegal to kill a squirrel with a gun while in a courtroom. Oklahoma: It's illegal in Oklahoma to get a fish drunk. In Harthahorne City, Oklahoma, it is unlawful to put any hypnotised person in a display window. Florida: In Florida, you can be fined to fall asleep under a hair dryer, and so can the salon owner. Michigan: In Clawson, Michigan, there is a law that makes it LEGAL for a farmer to sleep with his animals. Indiana: In Gary, Indiana, persons are prohibited from attending a movie theatre or riding an street car within four hours of eating garlic. Wisconsin: In Kenosha, Wisconsin it is illegal to have an erection in public. Even if you have clothes on __________________ Peace Through Superior Firepower ! Last edited by 9mmfan; 07-02-2008 at 07:38 AM.

07-02-2008, 02:29 PM	#4
7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,270 Images: 1 Blog Entries: 1	lol __________________ Just LeDoux it

07-03-2008, 04:19 PM	#5
cremley Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Southern New Mexico Posts: 947	In Las Cruces, New Mexico, it is illegal to walk down main street with a lunch box but it is perfectly legal to walk down the street with a rifle. __________________ There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who have guns and those who dig. You dig.

07-03-2008, 05:15 PM	#6
SwedeSteve Bullet Maintenance !! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: The anchor point, Alaska Posts: 10,261 Images: 1	Can't push a moose out of an airplane?? Hogwash !! Just how do you think we get them out into the remote places ?? Make them walk ?? __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

07-03-2008, 08:24 PM	#7
TXplt Lost in the Ozone Again Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Fort Worth, TX Posts: 2,773 Images: 4 Blog Entries: 2	LOL--no more than 3 sips of beer while standing........... Maybe I'd better go turn myself in __________________ Old fighter pilots never die.....They just wind up in Texas

07-03-2008, 08:36 PM	#8
ghost_raven Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Albuquerque, NM Posts: 408	Cremley- having lived in Las Cruces, yeah... they have some strange laws. Many of which they still try to enforce... lol. __________________ The First Amendment defines America, the Second Amendment defends it.

07-04-2008, 11:23 PM	#11
Brother Bob The Mayor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Olive Branch, MS. Posts: 2,670 Blog Entries: 3	Ah Hell Troy, if they'd known you were from California, they'd thrown your butt in jail, too! LOL! All kidding aside, there is some really clickish and weird burgs in Okieville. I just about got arrested for having out-of-county plates! Jeez! __________________ The Most Expensive Commodity In This Country Is Ignorance!

07-05-2008, 07:12 AM	#12
Moss500Bantam Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 257	"Mississippi In Canton, Mississippi, it is illegal to kill a squirrel with a gun while in a courtroom." Well, when I was a kid I'd take a trip every summer down the Mississippi To visit my granny in her antebellum world I'd run barefooted all day long climbin' trees free as a song And one day I happened to catch myself a squirrel Well, I stuffed him down in an old shoe box, punched a couple of holes in the top And when Sunday came I snuck him into Church I was sittin' way back in the very last pew showin' him to my good buddy Hugh When that squirrel got loose and went totally berserk Well, what happened next is hard to tell Some thought it was heaven others thought it was hell But the fact that something was among us was plain to see As the choir sang "I Surrender All" the squirrel ran up Harv Newlan's coveralls Harv leaped to his feet and said, "Somethin's got a hold on me", Yeow! Chorus: The day the squirrel went berserk In the First Self-Righteous Church In the sleepy little town of Pascagoula It was a fight for survival that broke out in revival They were jumpin' pews and shoutin' Hallelujah! Well, Harv hit the aisles dancin' and screamin' Some thought he had religion others thought he had a demon And Harv thought he had a weed eater loose in his Fruit-Of-The-Looms He fell to his knees to plead and beg and the squirrel ran out of his britches leg Unobserved to the other side of the room All the way down to the amen pew where sat Sister Bertha better-than-you Who'd been watchin' all the commotion with sadistic glee But you should've seen the look in her eyes When that squirrel jumped her garters and crossed her thighs She jumped to her feet and said "Lord have mercy on me" As the squirrel made laps inside her dress She began to cry and then to confess to sins that would make a sailor blush with shame She told of gossip and church dissension but the thing that got the most attention Was when she talked about her love life and then she started naming names Chorus: The day the squirrel went berserk In the First Self-Righteous Church In that sleepy little town of Pascagoula It was a fight for survival that broke out in revival They were jumpin' pews and shoutin' Hallelujah! Well seven deacons and the pastor got saved, Twenty-five thousand dollars was raised and fifty volunteered For missions in the Congo on the spot Even without an invitation there were at least five hundred rededications And we all got baptized whether we needed it or not Now you've heard the bible story I guess How he parted the waters for Moses to pass Oh the miracles God has wrought in this old world But the one I'll remember 'til my dyin' day Is how he put that Church back on the narrow way With a half crazed Mississippi squirrel Chorus: The day the squirrel went berserk In the First Self-Righteous Church In the sleepy little town of Pascagoula It was a fight for survival that broke out in revival They was jumpin' pews and shoutin' Hallelujah! __________________ I don't know how a PC works. I just know how to use it. I know how a gun works, and how to use it.