Little Girl

stitchclimber · 07-02-2008, 01:11 AM

A cute little girl walks into a pet store and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?" She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit.

neophyte · 07-02-2008, 05:31 AM

stitchclimber: Sir; I need that.

CalifgirlinOk · 07-02-2008, 10:42 AM

OOOOooo MY...

elmer fudd · 07-02-2008, 10:43 AM

lol thats terrible!

SwedeSteve · 07-02-2008, 02:54 PM

Good one !!

7mmremmag1995 · 07-02-2008, 03:17 PM

lol

snuffysmith · 07-02-2008, 04:42 PM

AH, at least it wasn't hamsters. LOL

Snuffy

Asphalt Cowboy · 07-02-2008, 11:59 PM

I know I realy shouldn't,,, But I LMAO anyway.

Thunder-223 · 07-05-2008, 12:32 AM

thats wrong but its still funny

07-02-2008, 01:11 AM	#1
stitchclimber Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The great northwest Posts: 1,014	Little Girl A cute little girl walks into a pet store and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?" She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit. __________________ turning up the radio, got just enough religion and a half tank of gas...

07-02-2008, 05:31 AM	#2
neophyte Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 4,347 Blog Entries: 2	A morning smile stitchclimber: Sir; I need that. __________________ Craig May the Lord's face radiate with joy because of you. Numbers 6:24

07-02-2008, 10:42 AM	#3
CalifgirlinOk MY CAT RUDY ATE SANTA..!! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,579	OOOOooo MY... __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

07-02-2008, 10:43 AM	#4
elmer fudd Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA! Posts: 2,029	lol thats terrible! __________________ spur hard, shoot straight, party hardy!

07-02-2008, 02:54 PM	#5
SwedeSteve Thor's Hammer Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alaska Posts: 12,563 Images: 1	Good one !! __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

07-02-2008, 03:17 PM	#6
7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,271 Images: 1 Blog Entries: 1	lol __________________ Just LeDoux it

07-02-2008, 04:42 PM	#7
snuffysmith Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: central Arkansas Posts: 580	AH, at least it wasn't hamsters. LOL Snuffy __________________ time & weather changes everything KTALGSTO

07-02-2008, 11:59 PM	#8
Asphalt Cowboy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: A one horse town in E.Kansas. Posts: 353	I know I realy shouldn't,,, But I LMAO anyway. __________________ Yes, I Ride A Motorcycle. I Have To, It's Cheaper Than A Shrink.

07-05-2008, 12:32 AM	#9
Thunder-223 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Bowra N.S.W Australia Posts: 136	thats wrong but its still funny __________________ A Downunder Redneck & Proud of it!