A Lady went Fishing....

GlennM · 07-02-2008, 08:21 AM

Never Argue with a Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'.
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.
'
'For reading a book?' she replies.

'Yes, ' he answers.

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman..

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

neophyte · 07-02-2008, 08:47 AM

I like her

CalifgirlinOk · 07-02-2008, 10:36 AM

SwedeSteve · 07-02-2008, 02:57 PM

Great wit.

7mmremmag1995 · 07-02-2008, 03:13 PM

lol

07-02-2008, 08:21 AM	#1
GlennM Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 170 Blog Entries: 1	A Lady went Fishing.... Never Argue with a Woman One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her. 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'. 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up. ' 'For reading a book?' she replies. 'Yes, ' he answers. 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.. 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. __________________ A Matter of Timing - A Novel for all Patriots. Sneak Preview & Links here: www.gmillercompanies.com

07-02-2008, 08:47 AM	#2
neophyte Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 4,342 Blog Entries: 2	Sweet I like her __________________ Craig May the Lord's face radiate with joy because of you. Numbers 6:24

07-02-2008, 10:36 AM	#3
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07-02-2008, 02:57 PM	#4
SwedeSteve Thor's Hammer Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alaska Posts: 12,538 Images: 1	Great wit. __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

07-02-2008, 03:13 PM	#5
7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,271 Images: 1 Blog Entries: 1	lol __________________ Just LeDoux it