Driving With Granddad

Oxford · 07-02-2008, 09:47 AM

A grandfather always made a special effort with his grandchildren.
Many Sunday mornings he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out
for a drive in the car for some bonding time.

One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and he really didn't
feel like being up at all. Luckily, grandma came to the rescue and
said that she would take the grandchild out. When they returned, the
little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see Grandpa.

'Well,' the grandfather asked, 'did you enjoy your ride with Granny?'

'Oh yes, Grandpa' the girl replied, 'and do you know what? We didn't
see a single dumb basta rd or lousy shithea d!'

CalifgirlinOk · 07-02-2008, 10:09 AM

Got to watch what you say around kids they repeat everything....

nighthawk80 · 07-02-2008, 11:49 AM

Ha ha ha

TheWanderingMind · 07-02-2008, 12:14 PM

I learned how to control my mouth from my then-very-young daughter. One day, as she was getting ready to go out in the street after her toy, she looked back at me and told me, "It's okay, Daddy. There aren't any effing idiots coming."

SwedeSteve · 07-02-2008, 01:44 PM

Too too funny. My grandchildren seem to remember everything I say except what I want them to remember !!

7mmremmag1995 · 07-02-2008, 02:21 PM

lmao

Windwalker · 07-02-2008, 04:49 PM

Don't they all. They never forget a bleep word that Grandpa said and never forget to tell grandma about it.LOL

Apollyon67 · 07-05-2008, 07:33 PM

Ox, how many other words has she learned from you?

Seabeescotty · 07-06-2008, 10:42 PM

My oh my, I try to watch myself, around the grandkids, but their fathers still slip, and teach them neat words. Especially the Marine platoon sargeant, and my grand-daughter.

Paul T · 07-07-2008, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seabeescotty

My oh my, I try to watch myself, around the grandkids, but their fathers still slip, and teach them neat words. Especially the Marine platoon sargeant, and my grand-daughter.

At least it was a Marine and not a $%#%$%^^&^& Bosun or a @#@#$%%$#@ Gunners mate.

DWFan · 07-07-2008, 09:45 AM

My grandfather was a rather disipline minded elementary and middle school principal and I remember (barely) being asked when I was three what kind of car my father had just bought. The reason I remember is the lecture my grandfather gave my dad when I told everyone present that it was "a four-door sumbitch".

mosquitofish · 07-07-2008, 10:57 AM

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07-02-2008, 09:47 AM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,022 Blog Entries: 4	Driving With Granddad A grandfather always made a special effort with his grandchildren. Many Sunday mornings he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time. One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and he really didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, grandma came to the rescue and said that she would take the grandchild out. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see Grandpa. 'Well,' the grandfather asked, 'did you enjoy your ride with Granny?' 'Oh yes, Grandpa' the girl replied, 'and do you know what? We didn't see a single dumb basta rd or lousy shithea d!' __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

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CalifgirlinOk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,737	Got to watch what you say around kids they repeat everything.... __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

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TheWanderingMind Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Wichita Falls Texas Posts: 630 Images: 13 Blog Entries: 5	I learned how to control my mouth from my then-very-young daughter. One day, as she was getting ready to go out in the street after her toy, she looked back at me and told me, "It's okay, Daddy. There aren't any effing idiots coming." __________________ Coincidences happen when I pray, and they don't when I don't...

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SwedeSteve Bullet Maintenance !! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: The anchor point, Alaska Posts: 10,300 Images: 1	Too too funny. My grandchildren seem to remember everything I say except what I want them to remember !! __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

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Apollyon67 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Southern Maryland Posts: 2,235 Images: 17	Ox, how many other words has she learned from you? __________________ "To err is human, to repent divine; to persist devilish." Ben Franklin

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Seabeescotty Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 3,994 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 1	My oh my, I try to watch myself, around the grandkids, but their fathers still slip, and teach them neat words. Especially the Marine platoon sargeant, and my grand-daughter. __________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge

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DWFan Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: N. Texas Posts: 677 Blog Entries: 2	My grandfather was a rather disipline minded elementary and middle school principal and I remember (barely) being asked when I was three what kind of car my father had just bought. The reason I remember is the lecture my grandfather gave my dad when I told everyone present that it was "a four-door sumbitch".

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