07-03-2008, 12:51 AM
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| Viagra Too Strong?? Viagra is too strong A woman walks into her sex therapist's office and tells her that her husband is not a very good lover, and they never have sex anymore, and asks what to do about it. The therapist tells her that she has an experimental drug called "Viagra" that might do the trick. She tells the woman to give her husband one pill that night and come back in the morning and tell her what happened. The next day, the woman comes in ecstatic telling the therapist that the pill worked, she and her husband had the best sex ever. She asks her therapist what would happen if she gave her husband two pills and the therapist says she doesn't know, but to go ahead and try it. The next day, the same thing happens, the woman comes in telling the therapist that the sex was even better than the night before and what would happen if she gave him five pills. The therapist says she doesn't know, but to go ahead and try it. The next day, the woman comes in limping but happy, and tells the therapist that the sex just keeps getting better and what would happen if she gave her husband the rest of the bottle of "Viagra". The therapist says she doesn't know; it's an experimental drug and she doesn't know what a full bottle could do to a person. Anyway, the woman leaves the therapist's office and put the rest of the bottle of pills in the husband's morning coffee. A week later, a young boy walks into the therapist's office and says: "Are you the doctor who gave my mother a bottle of experimental pills?" "Why, yes, young man, I did. Why?" "Well, mom's dead, my sister's pregnant, my Butt hurts, and Dad's sitting in the corner going "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty..."
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07-03-2008, 12:57 AM
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OMG !!!!
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07-03-2008, 02:23 AM
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lol... nice
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07-03-2008, 02:41 AM
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lol I know that one but the punch line was a lil different the punch line I know is well mom is dead sister is pregnant and dad is runnin around the house with his thing in his hand goin here kitty kitty kitty
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07-03-2008, 11:02 AM
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LOL!!!!!!
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07-03-2008, 12:35 PM
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07-05-2008, 12:36 AM
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rofl!!!!
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07-05-2008, 08:43 PM
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^+1 to all of those lol.
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07-06-2008, 07:30 PM
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Wow! 
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07-06-2008, 09:30 PM
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Busted a gut laughing over that one. Then sent it to all my sick friends.
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