Italians at a baseball game.

cremley · 07-03-2008, 02:04 PM

Two Italians decided to take a trip to America for a vacation. When they got to America, a person in the airport was trying to get rid of some baseball tickets because he needed to fly back home that day. the Italians said, "what the heck, it is our first time in America and why not go and see a good American baseball game." They read on the ticket that the game started in two hours so they had to hurry. They were going to grab a bite to eat first but then they decided that they would be late if they did and they could just get something at the baseball game. After getting everything squared away in their hotel, they caught a cab to the stadium.

The Italians were starting to get hungry because they had not eaten since the breakfast on the flight more than 9 hours ago. They went to one of the concessions and to there surprise they saw "hotdog" on the sign. both of them suddenly lost their appetite and decided to go get their seats.

After about the ninth inning, one of the Italians says "I am really hungry, why don't we just try this hot dog thing. Hey, it might be good too!" both of the Italians decided to get two hotdogs. When they sat down, one of the Italians opens up the foil to look at the hotdog and then he quickly shuts it with a shocked look on his face. He then turns to the other Italian and says "What part of the dog did you get?"

elmer fudd · 07-03-2008, 02:06 PM

LOL!!!!!!!!!

SwedeSteve · 07-03-2008, 02:25 PM

Ha-Ha !!

dustin · 07-03-2008, 02:36 PM

my dog dude is watching me funny stuff

mosquitofish · 07-03-2008, 02:41 PM

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07-03-2008, 02:04 PM	#1
cremley Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Southern New Mexico Posts: 1,261	Italians at a baseball game. Two Italians decided to take a trip to America for a vacation. When they got to America, a person in the airport was trying to get rid of some baseball tickets because he needed to fly back home that day. the Italians said, "what the heck, it is our first time in America and why not go and see a good American baseball game." They read on the ticket that the game started in two hours so they had to hurry. They were going to grab a bite to eat first but then they decided that they would be late if they did and they could just get something at the baseball game. After getting everything squared away in their hotel, they caught a cab to the stadium. The Italians were starting to get hungry because they had not eaten since the breakfast on the flight more than 9 hours ago. They went to one of the concessions and to there surprise they saw "hotdog" on the sign. both of them suddenly lost their appetite and decided to go get their seats. After about the ninth inning, one of the Italians says "I am really hungry, why don't we just try this hot dog thing. Hey, it might be good too!" both of the Italians decided to get two hotdogs. When they sat down, one of the Italians opens up the foil to look at the hotdog and then he quickly shuts it with a shocked look on his face. He then turns to the other Italian and says "What part of the dog did you get?" __________________ I wouldn't be so paranoid if everyone wasn't out to get me.

07-03-2008, 02:06 PM	#2
elmer fudd Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA! Posts: 2,029	LOL!!!!!!!!! __________________ spur hard, shoot straight, party hardy!

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mosquitofish Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: So. Calif. Posts: 315	R R R __________________ Earth humor

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dustin Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: las vegas Posts: 33	my dog dude is watching me funny stuff