Therapy

SwedeSteve · 07-05-2008, 10:44 AM

A couple, the Browns, decide to find a therapist to spice up their love life. They finally decide on one that advertises he won't take your money unless he can help. They go to the appointment and have lengthy physical and psycholgical exams. They meet the therapist and he says "I believe I can help you". The Browns are ecstatic and listen intently. He says to them "tonite, on your way home, I want you to stop at the grocery and buy grapes and donuts. When you get home I want you to both undress in the living room. Sir, I want you to roll the grapes on the floor with your nose, all the way across the room and into your wife's crotch. Then madam, I want you to take the donuts and see how many ringers you can score on your husband". They call back in a few days to say their new games have really spiced things up. The Brown's are so happy, they tell their friends, the Smiths about it. So they go to see the therapist. The therapist meets with them and says " I'm sorry I cannot take your money as I cannot help you". They beg and beg, and finally the therapist gives in. "On your way home tonight I want you to stop at the grocery and by apples and cheerios".

neophyte · 07-05-2008, 10:48 AM

SwedeSteve: Sir;

thats just plain

ugly

SwedeSteve · 07-05-2008, 11:49 AM

Pretty much. Sorry it's so long. I really had to get creative to clean that one up.

Capt'n Mil Coll · 07-05-2008, 11:50 AM

Helloooo hellooo helllloooooooooo. Had to laff at that one.

07-05-2008, 10:44 AM	#1
SwedeSteve Bullet Maintenance !! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: The anchor point, Alaska Posts: 10,251 Images: 1	Therapy A couple, the Browns, decide to find a therapist to spice up their love life. They finally decide on one that advertises he won't take your money unless he can help. They go to the appointment and have lengthy physical and psycholgical exams. They meet the therapist and he says "I believe I can help you". The Browns are ecstatic and listen intently. He says to them "tonite, on your way home, I want you to stop at the grocery and buy grapes and donuts. When you get home I want you to both undress in the living room. Sir, I want you to roll the grapes on the floor with your nose, all the way across the room and into your wife's crotch. Then madam, I want you to take the donuts and see how many ringers you can score on your husband". They call back in a few days to say their new games have really spiced things up. The Brown's are so happy, they tell their friends, the Smiths about it. So they go to see the therapist. The therapist meets with them and says " I'm sorry I cannot take your money as I cannot help you". They beg and beg, and finally the therapist gives in. "On your way home tonight I want you to stop at the grocery and by apples and cheerios". __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

07-05-2008, 10:48 AM	#2
neophyte Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 3,487 Blog Entries: 2	SwedeSteve: Sir; thats just plain ugly __________________ Craig By the standards of most

07-05-2008, 11:49 AM	#3
SwedeSteve Bullet Maintenance !! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: The anchor point, Alaska Posts: 10,251 Images: 1	Pretty much. Sorry it's so long. I really had to get creative to clean that one up. __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

07-05-2008, 11:50 AM	#4
Capt'n Mil Coll Military Rifle Collector Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Right behind you. -NRA Member- Posts: 2,255 Images: 4	Helloooo hellooo helllloooooooooo. Had to laff at that one. __________________ Let's light this fuse and see what happens!