07-07-2008, 12:38 PM
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| Senior Member  | A soldier, A sailor and an airman "It is the laser," said the soldier, an man of obviously superior intellect. "The laser, because with it, you can determine the precise range to an enemy target, you can use it to gather important telemetry information and you can even use it for photography that is almost tri-dimensional." "No," interjected the sailor, also an intelligent person, but obviously standing in the shadow of the soldier's phenomenal mind. "It is radar. With radar you can track incoming aircraft and missiles, you can determine the speed of the particular vehicles that are approaching your ship and, if you use it right, you can even heat your lunch." "I disagree," said the airman, a man of, well he's an airman and all airmen are borne out of a diminishing gene pool. "The greatest invention is the thermos." "The thermos?!!?" exclaimed the other two. "Yup, a thermos," he said. "I mean, jus' think about it. If you want something hot you put hot stuff in it. If you want cold, you put cold stuff in it." "Yeah, so?" quizzed the other two. "Well," said the airman, "How does it know?"
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07-07-2008, 01:34 PM
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Oh come on! We Air Force guys not so dum!
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07-07-2008, 01:39 PM
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lol
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07-07-2008, 05:27 PM
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I don't get it...The man has a point, seriouosly, how does it know?! 
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07-07-2008, 05:57 PM
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hahahahaha! lol!
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07-07-2008, 09:39 PM
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LOL!!!!!!!
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07-08-2008, 12:18 PM
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"Up and away, junior birdmen...?" Of course, some of us "zoomies" remember being referred to as "greyhounds," because of the resemblance of our uniforms to Greyhound Bus drivers... Even when I was with the Air Commandos, to the Rangers from Field 7 we were "targets." We wore our solid green fatigues (utilities, for you jarheads) with silver-white-on-blue sleeve stripes and nametapes, big old brightly-colored command patches that covered pockets from flap to bottom, and infantry-blue "scarves" around our necks, along with our bloused jungle boots and bush hats. And the flying personnel would get even fancier.... Of course, I remember when I was reporting in for duty there. Here came this staff sergeant with all this gew-gaw I described on, but he had a camouflaged web belt on his waist, a camouflaged band around his hat, a silver-on-blue Air Commando tab sewed to the snapped-up part of his hat, and an M-1 Carbine bayonet sticking out of his boot. I asked this airman who was in-processing me who that was, and he informed me that was just the chief clerk...
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