07-07-2008, 11:54 AM
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| Senior Member  | chuck so...someone shared this w/ me its hilarious....be careful if you date a green berets daughter........ There was a Green Beret who had four daughters. He was in a habit of worrying about his daughters and always answered the door with a sawed-off shotgun. One night he hears a knock at the door and finds a young man standing there. The young man says: "My name is Freddy. I've come to pick up Betty. We're going out for spaghetti. I hope she's ready." The Green Beret thought that was cute so he let them go out. Pretty soon another knock on the door and another young man was there. He said: "My name is Lance. I've come for Nance. We're going to a dance. Is she ready by chance?" Again the Green Beret thought it was cute and let them go. Soon another knock on the door with yet another young man standing there. He said: "My name is Moe. I'm here to get Flo. We're going to a show. Is she ready to go?" Once again the Green Beret thought it was cute and he let them go. Again there was a knock on the door and a young man was standing there. He said: "My name is Chuck," The Green Beret shot him.
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07-07-2008, 12:47 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma
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| lol Chuck didn't stand a chance.
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07-07-2008, 01:09 PM
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| I don't get it.
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07-07-2008, 01:38 PM
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| Senior Member   Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern Illinois
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| Chuck ran outta luck.
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07-07-2008, 04:58 PM
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|  Hmmmm..... Chuck didn't duck..... So now a harp Chuck will pluck! 
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07-07-2008, 08:37 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA!
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| LOL
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07-07-2008, 09:41 PM
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| that was great
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07-13-2008, 10:59 PM
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| lol nice... |
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07-14-2008, 11:50 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Jul 2004
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| Good one! 
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07-14-2008, 03:40 PM
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| Military Rifle Collector   | Ok if his name was Chuck what was the girls name he came to pick up? I dont know any girls name that rhyme with Chuck. Words and phrases that rhyme with chuck: (90 results) 1 syllable: bruck, buc, buck, cluck, druck, duc, duck, duk, fluck, gluck, guck, huck, hucke, kluck, kruck, kruk, kuc, kuck, kuk, luck, lucke, luk, mruk, muck, pluck, puck, ruck, schmuck, schuch, schuck, shuck, smuck, snuck, struck, stuck, stucke, suck, suk, truck, tuck, wnuk, wruck, yuck, yuk, zuck, zuk 2 syllables: amok, amuck, bad luck, black buck, black duck, by luck, cold duck, dump truck, fish duck, get stuck, give suck, good luck, hand truck, ill luck, lake duck, lame duck, musk duck, queer duck, sea duck, sound truck, unstuck, wild duck, wood duck, young buck 3 syllables: chuck-a-luck, diving duck, donald duck, fire truck, garbage truck, garden truck, hockey puck, ladder truck, laundry truck, panel truck, pickup truck, ruddy duck, sitting duck, summer duck, trailer truck 4 syllables: dabbling duck, icing the puck, mandarin duck 5 syllables: delivery truck 6 syllables: aerial ladder truck Seems like there is one word missing? I know the Marine had a SON named BUCK. Thats why he shot him.
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07-14-2008, 09:23 PM
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| Registered User  Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Carlin Nevada
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| You Know My Name is???? Well I hope every one knows that my nickname is Chuck and I never went out with any gals wh fathers were Green Berets HAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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07-14-2008, 10:58 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA!
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| you have a realy realy cool avatar!
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07-16-2008, 06:48 PM
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