Adam and Eve's Pets

SuckLead · 07-07-2008, 10:59 PM

The Story of Adam & Eve's Pets

Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.
'

And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.
'

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.

And it was a good animal
And God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail .

And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.
'

And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.
'

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.

And they were comforted
And God was pleased.

And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.
'

And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration..'

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.

And Adam and Eve learned humility.

And they were greatly improved.

And God was pleased .. . . . .. .

And Dog was happy. . . . .

And Cat didn't give a crap one way or the other....

troy2000 · 07-08-2008, 12:34 AM

Love the tag line...

SwedeSteve · 07-08-2008, 05:02 AM

Too funny !! My wife must be a cat !!

jmp8927 · 07-08-2008, 10:58 AM

cremley · 07-08-2008, 01:52 PM

hahahaha! that was good!

Windwalker · 07-08-2008, 06:09 PM

Very good. Hope Steve doesn't get clawed. lol

Cyrano · 07-08-2008, 08:08 PM

Funny; I have a couple of cats that act like that dog, and one that definitely acts like that cat. But even she comes over to me from time to time and demands to be petted and scritched behind the ears.

And these days, when my cats sit next to me and ask for attention, it's the only time I get to stroke a pussy.

Shootester · 07-08-2008, 11:50 PM

I think I might be a cat...

AKHunter · 07-09-2008, 12:58 AM

Good one .

YankeeSpirit76 · 07-09-2008, 12:04 PM

If you could shrink down to 6" tall, your dog would smell you, know it was you, and still love you.
If you shrunk down to 6" tall, your cat would smell you, know it was you, and eat you anyway.
That's why I like dogs.

wunhunglo · 07-09-2008, 12:11 PM

Lock the Dog, Cat and your wife in the trunk of your car for a couple of hours then see which one is happy to see you when you open it again!

7mmremmag1995 · 07-09-2008, 04:15 PM

seattle fog · 07-10-2008, 10:11 PM

Just remember the quote from Robert Heinlein:
“Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.”

07-07-2008, 10:59 PM	#1
SuckLead Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: USA Posts: 599	Adam and Eve's Pets The Story of Adam & Eve's Pets Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us. ' And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves. ' And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it was a good animal And God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail . And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal. ' And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG. ' And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them. And they were comforted And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail. After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well. ' And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration..' And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve. And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings. And Adam and Eve learned humility. And they were greatly improved. And God was pleased .. . . . .. . And Dog was happy. . . . . And Cat didn't give a crap one way or the other.... __________________ "Ruin a liberal's day; recite historical fact." - found on a bumper sticker

07-08-2008, 12:34 AM	#2
troy2000 Resident Armed Liberal Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Southern California Posts: 9,402 Images: 9	Love the tag line... __________________ If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. -Anatole France

07-08-2008, 05:02 AM	#3
SwedeSteve Bullet Maintenance !! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: The anchor point, Alaska Posts: 10,257 Images: 1	Too funny !! My wife must be a cat !! __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

07-08-2008, 10:58 AM	#4
jmp8927 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Walterboro, SC Posts: 1,136 Images: 15	LOL! __________________ Doing the unexpected makes the unexpected the expected and thus the expected becomes the unexpected.

07-08-2008, 01:52 PM	#5
cremley Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Southern New Mexico Posts: 946	hahahaha! that was good! __________________ There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who have guns and those who dig. You dig.

07-08-2008, 06:09 PM	#6
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,533	Very good. Hope Steve doesn't get clawed. lol __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it

07-08-2008, 08:08 PM	#7
Cyrano Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: New York Posts: 2,286	Funny; I have a couple of cats that act like that dog, and one that definitely acts like that cat. But even she comes over to me from time to time and demands to be petted and scritched behind the ears. And these days, when my cats sit next to me and ask for attention, it's the only time I get to stroke a pussy.

07-08-2008, 11:50 PM	#8
Shootester Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 217	I think I might be a cat...

07-09-2008, 12:58 AM	#9
AKHunter Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Alaska Posts: 899	Good one .

07-09-2008, 12:04 PM	#10
YankeeSpirit76 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cranston, Rhode Island Posts: 374	If you could shrink down to 6" tall, your dog would smell you, know it was you, and still love you. If you shrunk down to 6" tall, your cat would smell you, know it was you, and eat you anyway. That's why I like dogs.

07-09-2008, 12:11 PM	#11
wunhunglo Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: currently "Sunny West Africa" Posts: 1,650	Lock the Dog, Cat and your wife in the trunk of your car for a couple of hours then see which one is happy to see you when you open it again!

07-09-2008, 04:15 PM	#12
7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,270 Images: 1 Blog Entries: 1	lol! __________________ Just LeDoux it

07-10-2008, 10:11 PM	#13
seattle fog Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 23 Blog Entries: 1	Just remember the quote from Robert Heinlein: “Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.”