Thank you To Everyone who posts

SoDakHunter · 07-08-2008, 01:32 PM

Hey Guys,

Just wanted to give a quick shout out to everyone who is posting these jokes in this forum. THANK YOU!

I work in an office that believes in productivity from thier employees. Stupid right? All humor forums therefore are banned from our explorer access. G&G however, is not, allowing me to talk about guns and hunting all day, and this forum gives me my first laugh of the day. Its the only thing that makes me smile when i stumble in here to perform repeated tasks like some kind of underpaid "crap on me" robot. Keep 'em comin guys!!!! Awesome stuff.

Windwalker · 07-08-2008, 06:11 PM

I generally get my laugh to start the day here. Thanks folks.

Oxford · 07-08-2008, 08:10 PM

"Humor is good for the soul."

SwedeSteve · 07-08-2008, 08:37 PM

It is always nice to stop in and get a giggle or two !!

ArkansasHunter · 07-08-2008, 09:04 PM

Here's you a joke.

Milking The Cow

One early morning, a farmer was milking his cow. The farmer was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear.
The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder!

Here's you a vulger joke.

Porky The Dog

I was walking in the park one bright sunny Sunday afternoon, when I noticed a cute little girl out walking her dog. As she approached me on the path, she looked about 9 years old, all dressed up in her Sunday best, and her freshly scrubbed face, just gleaming with cutsiness. Tugging on her leash was a well groomed terrier.

As we met on the path, I greeted her, "Hi there, my, aren't you pretty today and what a fine looking dog you have." "Thank you, sir" she said, "And what a nice day this is isn't it?"
"Yes it is" I answered, "My, what a polite little girl you are, and what a pretty dress you're wearing."
"Oh, thank you, sir. My mother taught me to always be polite and she made this dress for me, isn't it pretty?" she said with a beaming smile.
"Yes, very pretty" I answered, "By the way, what's your dog's name?"
"Oh, sir, my dog's name is 'Porky', isn't that cute?"
"Well, it certainly is an unusual name for a dog. Why do you call him 'Porky'?" "Because he screws pigs!"

SoDakHunter · 07-09-2008, 08:36 AM

haha thanks

07-08-2008, 01:32 PM	#1
SoDakHunter Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Sioux Falls, SD Posts: 353	Thank you To Everyone who posts Hey Guys, Just wanted to give a quick shout out to everyone who is posting these jokes in this forum. THANK YOU! I work in an office that believes in productivity from thier employees. Stupid right? All humor forums therefore are banned from our explorer access. G&G however, is not, allowing me to talk about guns and hunting all day, and this forum gives me my first laugh of the day. Its the only thing that makes me smile when i stumble in here to perform repeated tasks like some kind of underpaid "crap on me" robot. Keep 'em comin guys!!!! Awesome stuff.

07-08-2008, 06:11 PM	#2
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,578	I generally get my laugh to start the day here. Thanks folks. __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it

07-08-2008, 08:10 PM	#3
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,023 Blog Entries: 4	"Humor is good for the soul." __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

07-08-2008, 08:37 PM	#4
SwedeSteve Thor's Hammer Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alaska Posts: 10,370 Images: 1	It is always nice to stop in and get a giggle or two !! __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

07-08-2008, 09:04 PM	#5
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,694	Here's you a joke. Milking The Cow One early morning, a farmer was milking his cow. The farmer was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder! Here's you a vulger joke. Porky The Dog I was walking in the park one bright sunny Sunday afternoon, when I noticed a cute little girl out walking her dog. As she approached me on the path, she looked about 9 years old, all dressed up in her Sunday best, and her freshly scrubbed face, just gleaming with cutsiness. Tugging on her leash was a well groomed terrier. As we met on the path, I greeted her, "Hi there, my, aren't you pretty today and what a fine looking dog you have." "Thank you, sir" she said, "And what a nice day this is isn't it?" "Yes it is" I answered, "My, what a polite little girl you are, and what a pretty dress you're wearing." "Oh, thank you, sir. My mother taught me to always be polite and she made this dress for me, isn't it pretty?" she said with a beaming smile. "Yes, very pretty" I answered, "By the way, what's your dog's name?" "Oh, sir, my dog's name is 'Porky', isn't that cute?" "Well, it certainly is an unusual name for a dog. Why do you call him 'Porky'?" "Because he screws pigs!"

07-09-2008, 08:36 AM	#6
SoDakHunter Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Sioux Falls, SD Posts: 353	haha thanks