Are you sure ?

garry · 07-09-2008, 11:45 PM

The old man sat down at the bar and ordered a drink, as he pushed his hat back a shapely young woman sat down beside him.
Are you a real cowboy she asked, he thought for a moment then replied well I've spent my whole life breaking and riding colts, chasin cows and tendin calves, mendin fences, drivin and fixin tractors I guess I've just about done it all, so I suppose you could say I'm a cowboy.
I'm a lesbian she replied everything I do I think about women, when I get out of bed and shower I think about women, when I eat and when I work I think about women,it seems my whole day is spent thinking about women.
He took another sip of his drink as a young man sat down on the other side of him and said are you a real cowboy, the old man looked at him and replied up untill now I always so but I've just found out I'm a lesbian.
GAZ Downunder

SHOOT STRAIGHT YOU BASTARDS !

Capt'n Mil Coll · 07-10-2008, 10:40 AM

HA ya arent we all.

SwedeSteve · 07-10-2008, 03:30 PM

Good one !!

.22guy · 07-10-2008, 03:34 PM

Nice!

jmp8927 · 07-10-2008, 05:32 PM

LOL nice find!

07-09-2008, 11:45 PM	#1
garry Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 24	Are you sure ? The old man sat down at the bar and ordered a drink, as he pushed his hat back a shapely young woman sat down beside him. Are you a real cowboy she asked, he thought for a moment then replied well I've spent my whole life breaking and riding colts, chasin cows and tendin calves, mendin fences, drivin and fixin tractors I guess I've just about done it all, so I suppose you could say I'm a cowboy. I'm a lesbian she replied everything I do I think about women, when I get out of bed and shower I think about women, when I eat and when I work I think about women,it seems my whole day is spent thinking about women. He took another sip of his drink as a young man sat down on the other side of him and said are you a real cowboy, the old man looked at him and replied up untill now I always so but I've just found out I'm a lesbian. GAZ Downunder SHOOT STRAIGHT YOU BASTARDS !

07-10-2008, 10:40 AM	#2
Capt'n Mil Coll Military Rifle Collector Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Right behind you. -NRA Member- Posts: 2,260 Images: 10	HA ya arent we all. __________________ Let's light this fuse and see what happens!

07-10-2008, 03:30 PM	#3
SwedeSteve Bullet Maintenance !! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: The anchor point, Alaska Posts: 10,300 Images: 1	Good one !! __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

07-10-2008, 03:34 PM	#4
.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,145	Nice! __________________ Guns: they are like baseball cards except they are cool and you can kill things with em. -Billy

07-10-2008, 05:32 PM	#5
jmp8927 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Walterboro, SC Posts: 1,136 Images: 15	LOL nice find! __________________ Doing the unexpected makes the unexpected the expected and thus the expected becomes the unexpected.