07-10-2008, 11:16 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Vidalia GEORGIA
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| REPUBLICAN,DEMOCRAT,OR SOUTHERN Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southerner? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife and charges at you. You are carrying a 40 cal Glock, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? What does the law say about this situation? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? Republican's Answer: BANG!!!!!!!!!!!! Southerner's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click (Daughter): Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hydra-shock hollow points? (Son): Can I shoot the next one? (Wife): You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist!!
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07-10-2008, 11:52 AM
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| Senior Member   Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas
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| I am a Southerner and that's what I'd do !!! Shoot first and ask questions later LOL |
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07-11-2008, 04:44 AM
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07-11-2008, 03:37 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Southern New Mexico
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| I would be a conservative and fire three shots just in case there are more of them out there  . also, with the way ammo prices are, those terrorists are not worth any more money than one bullet but I would have to make sure he was dead to protect my family. o, the sacrifices one must make.
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