07-11-2008, 07:51 AM
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|  ...you're not a kid anymore when: Not sure if this has been posted yet, for us to enjoy a laugh from, so here it is... Jeff Foxworthy, you're not a kid anymore WHEN - You enjoy watching the news. - You can live without sex but not without your glasses. - You quit trying to hold in your stomach, no matter who walks into the room. - The phone rings and you hope it's NOT for you. - Your best friend is dating someone half their age AND isn't breaking any laws. - You start singing along with the elevator music. - You really do want a new washing machine for your birthday. - The only reason you're still awake at 4:00 am is indigestion. - People ask what color your hair USED to be. - You're proud of your lawnmower! - You point out what buildings used to be where. - You routinely check the oil in your car. - You've owned clothes so long that they've come back into style, TWICE. - You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. - You consider coffee one of the most important things in life. - 8:00 AM is your idea of "sleeping in". - Neighbors borrow your tools. - Others ask for your recipes. - You paint walls for a reason other than getting your deposit back. - You can't remember the last time you lay on the floor to watch television. - You wear socks with sandals.
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07-11-2008, 10:15 AM
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LOL...although I can now relate to some of the above mentioned things...
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07-11-2008, 01:43 PM
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lol, me too.
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07-11-2008, 09:03 PM
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You often wear a belt and suspenders at the same time. lol Snuffy
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07-11-2008, 09:13 PM
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07-11-2008, 09:19 PM
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A good nights sleep and a good BM is something you look forward too when you get older, so say's my Dad. Thursday a friend of mine ask me are you getting gray headed ? DA !!!! Last edited by ArkansasHunter; 07-11-2008 at 11:30 PM. |
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07-11-2008, 11:13 PM
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Back when we still had four teenaged foster daughters in the house, I was reading a little quiz out loud that said, "you know you may be dating outside your age group when...your girlfriend asks you if it's true Paul McCartney was in another band before Wings." My wife laughed, but the girls looked baffled. Finally, one of them asked, "who's Paul McCartney, Dad?"
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07-11-2008, 11:23 PM
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07-11-2008, 11:29 PM
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You're not a kid anymore when: 1. You know what Preparation H is used for 2. You've actually found other uses for it. 3. You recommend it to your neighbors. 4. They come over and ask to borrow yours!  P.S.-it makes a dandy substitute for cosmolene!
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07-12-2008, 01:06 AM
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I'm getting there....
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