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smokey · 07-11-2008, 08:59 PM

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window..

The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold Up?'
'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and Set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'
The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'

'About a gallon.'

ArkansasHunter · 07-11-2008, 09:13 PM

OMG !!!!! LOL !!!!! Hey I heard on T.V. the other day that Jessie Jackson wants to cut off Obama's Nards !!!!!! too !!!!!

Capt'n Mil Coll · 07-11-2008, 09:19 PM

I have a box of matches.

texnmidwest · 07-11-2008, 09:25 PM

Yep, Jessie said Obama is not black enough or something! So, who is the racist now?

Thunder-223 · 07-11-2008, 10:01 PM

count my 5 litres in too

toolman · 07-11-2008, 10:21 PM

I run a gas station, anyone have a tanker I can borrow?

Jersey Jailer · 07-11-2008, 11:20 PM

let's use flaming arrows!!! ;-)

.22guy · 07-12-2008, 12:05 AM

The terrorist would never kidnap those people. Most of them are their friends.

SwedeSteve · 07-12-2008, 12:14 AM

Good joke !!

meatloaf · 07-12-2008, 01:22 AM

lets use tracer rounds instead.

GlockMeister · 07-12-2008, 01:44 AM

Ahhhh yes, wishful thinking.

Thunder-223 · 07-13-2008, 01:00 AM

just tell me where and when you want that fuel tanker!

07-11-2008, 08:59 PM	#1
smokey Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: NC Posts: 102	All donations excepted A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.. The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold Up?' 'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and Set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.' The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?' 'About a gallon.'

07-11-2008, 09:19 PM	#3
Capt'n Mil Coll Military Rifle Collector Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Right behind you. -NRA Member- Posts: 2,304 Images: 15	I have a box of matches. __________________ Let's light this fuse and see what happens!

07-11-2008, 09:25 PM	#4
texnmidwest Listen to yur Inner Hippo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin Posts: 3,464	Yep, Jessie said Obama is not black enough or something! So, who is the racist now? __________________ "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati" (If all else fails play dead)

07-11-2008, 10:01 PM	#5
Thunder-223 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Bowra N.S.W Australia Posts: 126	count my 5 litres in too __________________ A Downunder Redneck & Proud of it!

07-11-2008, 10:21 PM	#6
toolman Mr. Fixit Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: abilene,tx Posts: 5,582 Blog Entries: 22	I run a gas station, anyone have a tanker I can borrow? __________________ Don't be messin' with my gun!

07-11-2008, 09:13 PM	#2
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,722	OMG !!!!! LOL !!!!! Hey I heard on T.V. the other day that Jessie Jackson wants to cut off Obama's Nards !!!!!! too !!!!!

07-11-2008, 11:20 PM	#7
Jersey Jailer Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: SOUTH Jersey Posts: 499	let's use flaming arrows!!! ;-) __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Austrailian Shepherds are like potato chips... You can't have just one

07-12-2008, 12:05 AM	#8
.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,161	The terrorist would never kidnap those people. Most of them are their friends. __________________ Guns: they are like baseball cards except they are cool and you can kill things with em. -Billy

07-12-2008, 12:14 AM	#9
SwedeSteve Thor's Hammer Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alaska Posts: 10,396 Images: 1	Good joke !! __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

07-12-2008, 01:22 AM	#10
meatloaf Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: lakewood CO Posts: 904 Images: 3	lets use tracer rounds instead.

07-12-2008, 01:44 AM	#11
GlockMeister Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern Illinois Posts: 5,504	Ahhhh yes, wishful thinking. __________________ I'd rather be tried by 12 than carried by 6!

07-13-2008, 01:00 AM	#12
Thunder-223 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Bowra N.S.W Australia Posts: 126	just tell me where and when you want that fuel tanker! __________________ A Downunder Redneck & Proud of it!