the train ride

stitchclimber · 07-15-2008, 03:21 AM

A young Private and his General board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.

After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young Private are interested in each other, because they are giving each other looks.

Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word.

The grandmother is thinking to herself, "It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped him."

The General is setting there thinking, "I didn't know my Private was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn't missed him when she slapped and hit me!"

The young woman was sitting and thinking, "I'm glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!"

The young Private sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself, "Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his General all at the same time!"

rebel727 · 07-15-2008, 07:24 AM

Now that's funny. I don't care who ya are.

Windwalker · 07-15-2008, 08:46 AM

LOL, now thats a good laugh to start the day with.

SwedeSteve · 07-15-2008, 11:12 AM

Ha-Ha !! Good one !!

Cyrano · 07-16-2008, 05:10 PM

The version of that I know is about a French matron, her beautiful daighter, a Resistance fighter and a German general.

Oxford · 07-16-2008, 05:15 PM

Great post! Gotta pass it on to my nutty friends.

7mmremmag1995 · 07-16-2008, 09:57 PM

lol

07-15-2008, 03:21 AM	#1
stitchclimber Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The great northwest Posts: 1,014	the train ride A young Private and his General board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young Private are interested in each other, because they are giving each other looks. Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word. The grandmother is thinking to herself, "It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped him." The General is setting there thinking, "I didn't know my Private was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn't missed him when she slapped and hit me!" The young woman was sitting and thinking, "I'm glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!" The young Private sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself, "Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his General all at the same time!" __________________ turning up the radio, got just enough religion and a half tank of gas...

07-15-2008, 07:24 AM	#2
rebel727 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Heidelberg, Mississippi Posts: 1,635	Now that's funny. I don't care who ya are. __________________ North-1 South-0 HALFTIME!

07-15-2008, 08:46 AM	#3
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 4,000	LOL, now thats a good laugh to start the day with. __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it

07-15-2008, 11:12 AM	#4
SwedeSteve Thor's Hammer Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alaska Posts: 12,563 Images: 1	Ha-Ha !! Good one !! __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

07-16-2008, 05:15 PM	#6
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,101 Blog Entries: 4	Great post! Gotta pass it on to my nutty friends. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

07-16-2008, 05:10 PM	#5
Cyrano Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: New York Posts: 2,993	The version of that I know is about a French matron, her beautiful daighter, a Resistance fighter and a German general.

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7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,271 Images: 1 Blog Entries: 1	lol __________________ Just LeDoux it