An Indian walks into a bar

Doglips · 09-10-2002, 02:57 PM

An Indian walks into a bar with a shotgun in one hand
and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says
to the bartender: "Me want beer!"
The bartender says: "Sure Chief, coming right up."

He gets the Indian a tall draft beer and the Indian
drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket,
throws the manure into the air and blasts it with the
shotgun, then he walks out.

Four days later the Indian returns. He has his shotgun
in one hand and another bucket of manure in the other.
He walks up to the bar and says to the bartender: "Me
want beer."

The bartender says: "Whoa, Tonto, we're still cleaning
up from the last time you were in here. What was that
all about, anyway?

"The Indian says, "Me in training for job as State
employee; drink beer, shoot the ****, disappear for a
few days."

Oxford · 09-10-2002, 06:43 PM

That's funny as hexx. He could be right about his comment, though.

:nod:

NRAJOE · 09-11-2002, 01:34 PM

Ha ha ha, heap big funny paleface! (monkeyface?)

09-10-2002, 02:57 PM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,088	An Indian walks into a bar An Indian walks into a bar with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the bartender: "Me want beer!" The bartender says: "Sure Chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall draft beer and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket, throws the manure into the air and blasts it with the shotgun, then he walks out. Four days later the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and another bucket of manure in the other. He walks up to the bar and says to the bartender: "Me want beer." The bartender says: "Whoa, Tonto, we're still cleaning up from the last time you were in here. What was that all about, anyway? "The Indian says, "Me in training for job as State employee; drink beer, shoot the ****, disappear for a few days."

09-10-2002, 06:43 PM	#2
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,101 Blog Entries: 4	That's funny as hexx. He could be right about his comment, though. :nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

09-11-2002, 01:34 PM	#3
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,252 Images: 3	Ha ha ha, heap big funny paleface! (monkeyface?) __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany