07-15-2008, 02:26 AM
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| The farmer and his bride A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's once." A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice." After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse. His brand new bride yelled, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do." The farmer said, "That's once."
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07-15-2008, 09:32 PM
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| WOW!!!
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07-15-2008, 09:35 PM
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| That's old! |
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07-16-2008, 07:52 PM
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| That's funny.What's even funnier is my wife read this joke and didn't get it.Asked if "once" and "twice" were the name of the horses |
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