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Old 07-16-2008, 11:48 AM   #1
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Old man and viagra..

An older couple went to spend the weekend and visit with their son and his family. While the dad was in the bathroom, he couldn't help but notice his son's bottle of Viagra in the medicine cabinet.

That afternoon, the dad asked his son about the little blue pills. "Son, do those things really work?" To which the son answered,"They sure do dad but they are expensive, they cost me $10 a pill." Then the dad got a mischievious grin and asked, "Can I try one tonight?" The son said "Sure, just leave a ten on the dresser if it works for ya."

That night the dad and mom try it out. The next day the parents go back home. After saying goodbye, the son goes into the guest bedroom, looks on the dresser and finds a ten laying on top of a hundred dollar bill! The son is confused so he calls his dad to ask how many pills he used.

The dad said, I only used one. The son asked, "Then why did you leave $110 dollars"?

The dad said "Oh, I only left the $10, the $100 was from your mother"!!!


Kinda funny and gross at the same time!!!
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Old 07-16-2008, 11:59 AM   #2
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lol i was kind of expecting that though but was still funny!
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Old 07-16-2008, 12:02 PM   #3
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What a sorry son to charge his Dad $10.00 !!!!!!!!! LOL
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Old 07-16-2008, 01:14 PM   #4
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A good laugh, thanks !!
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Old 07-16-2008, 03:56 PM   #5
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Hey, old people do it too.
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Old 07-16-2008, 04:05 PM   #6
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Hey, old people do it too.
Hey Bayman, we live pretty close to each other!! I work with a guy from Bay. I see your sportin' the new Red Wolves mascot. I have to say, I liked the Indians better. I got lucky and bought a couple of Indian shirts before they were all gone.
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Old 07-16-2008, 04:57 PM   #7
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Obviously "younger people" have no idea that older people have a life, too. We "ain't dead", just older and more experienced.
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Good one!
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Old 07-16-2008, 05:34 PM   #9
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Hey, old people do it too.

Yeah but nobody want to hear about it!
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