To Lease or Buy?? Age old Question.

wunhunglo · 07-18-2008, 04:34 AM

Basic Accounting Principles.

After 5 years of marriage, Paul McCartney paid Heather Mills $49 million. Assuming he had sex with her every night during their relationship it cost him $26,849 per time.

This is Heather.

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On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, charges $4,000 an hour.

This is Kristen.

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Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her.

All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes renting makes far more sense.

OK the pictures didn't come through but you get the drift!

ArkansasHunter · 07-18-2008, 04:41 AM

Who is Kristen ?

troy2000 · 07-18-2008, 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by ArkansasHunter

Who is Kristen ?

The call girl that Elliot Spitzer, the crime-busting, upright Attorney General of New York was playing with...

wunhunglo · 07-18-2008, 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by ArkansasHunter

Who is Kristen ?

Reportedly
Kristen gave an interview with the New York Times and revealed her real name: Ashley R. Youmans which was legally changed to Ashley Rae Maika DiPietro. However, on MySpace, fans know the 22-year-old as Ashley Alexandra Dupré. So, we’ll go with that.

ArkansasHunter · 07-18-2008, 04:50 AM

Did she have an affair with McCarney or was you useing her as an example ?

wunhunglo · 07-18-2008, 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by ArkansasHunter

Did she have an affair with McCarney or was you useing her as an example ?

No, just using her as an accounting example!

zseese · 07-22-2008, 03:59 PM

See thats what makes me mad, you will never see quality accounting principles like that in government schools!

mym1a · 07-22-2008, 04:05 PM

$4,ooo an hour??? still cheaper to lease

TXplt · 07-22-2008, 04:50 PM

There's a saying that if it Flies, Floats or ^^^ it's cheaper to rent than to buy.

Having said that, it's unlikely a hooker would want to spend time with me, be a friend and companion, and have conversation when I'm old and poor.

There are some things $ can't buy.

I guess if you're going to marry, make sure you do it wisely. If not, yes, rent !

mym1a · 07-22-2008, 05:13 PM

can't afford to drive a rolls so i drive an 88 dodge p/u and a 08 toyota??? lol still get to drive !!!!! the age old question to the oldest profession??????? how much can you afford?

nathangdad · 07-22-2008, 06:11 PM

I wish this attractive young woman had put her life to better use.

Spitzer is just another "I'll tell you what to do but I don't have to do it
myself elitist wanna be bigger and bigger politico" who go caught.

With all the money the ex-Beatle has he should have invested in a world of legal advice to get the bulletproof pre-nup.

mym1a · 07-22-2008, 06:20 PM

right or wrong, moral or immoral she will survive! at least in this world

07-18-2008, 04:34 AM	#1
wunhunglo Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: currently "Sunny West Africa" Posts: 1,650	To Lease or Buy?? Age old Question. Basic Accounting Principles. After 5 years of marriage, Paul McCartney paid Heather Mills $49 million. Assuming he had sex with her every night during their relationship it cost him $26,849 per time. This is Heather. <IMG id=EC_EC__x005f_x0000_i1029 height=274 alt=cid:002d01c8cb95$1115dbf0$0200a8c0@compu width=451 border=0> On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, charges $4,000 an hour. This is Kristen. <IMG id=EC_EC__x005f_x0000_i1030 height=339 alt=cid:002e01c8cb95$1115dbf0$0200a8c0@compu width=453 border=0> Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million). Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees. Sometimes renting makes far more sense. OK the pictures didn't come through but you get the drift!

07-22-2008, 03:59 PM	#7
zseese Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Edmond, OK Posts: 91	See thats what makes me mad, you will never see quality accounting principles like that in government schools! __________________ Beating Texas, so easy, a caveman can do it.

07-22-2008, 04:50 PM	#9
TXplt Lost in the Ozone Again Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Fort Worth, TX Posts: 2,776 Images: 4 Blog Entries: 2	There's a saying that if it Flies, Floats or ^^^ it's cheaper to rent than to buy. Having said that, it's unlikely a hooker would want to spend time with me, be a friend and companion, and have conversation when I'm old and poor. There are some things $ can't buy. I guess if you're going to marry, make sure you do it wisely. If not, yes, rent ! __________________ Old fighter pilots never die.....They just wind up in Texas

07-22-2008, 05:13 PM	#10
mym1a Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,313	can't afford to drive a rolls so i drive an 88 dodge p/u and a 08 toyota??? lol still get to drive !!!!! the age old question to the oldest profession??????? how much can you afford? Last edited by mym1a; 07-22-2008 at 05:21 PM.

07-22-2008, 06:11 PM	#11
nathangdad Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,437	What a mess!!! I wish this attractive young woman had put her life to better use. Spitzer is just another "I'll tell you what to do but I don't have to do it myself elitist wanna be bigger and bigger politico" who go caught. With all the money the ex-Beatle has he should have invested in a world of legal advice to get the bulletproof pre-nup.

07-18-2008, 04:41 AM	#2
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,678	Who is Kristen ?

07-18-2008, 04:50 AM	#5
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,678	Did she have an affair with McCarney or was you useing her as an example ?

07-22-2008, 04:05 PM	#8
mym1a Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,313	$4,ooo an hour??? still cheaper to lease

07-22-2008, 06:20 PM	#12
mym1a Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,313	right or wrong, moral or immoral she will survive! at least in this world