NO SEX SINCE 1955

sambar · 07-21-2008, 09:51 PM

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.

There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

'Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?'

'Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.'

'The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, 'It looks like you have seen a lot of action.'

'Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.'

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, 'You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.'

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, 'You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?'

'1955, ma'am.'

'Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!

She took his hand, led him to a private room and proceeded to relax him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, 'Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!'

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice, 'I hope not, it's only 2130 now.'

(Don't ya love military time?!)

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jtuck · 07-21-2008, 10:04 PM

Outstanding!!!

Oxford · 07-21-2008, 10:11 PM

I'm still laughing Sambar. And...I've sent on to my crazy friends.

elmer fudd · 07-21-2008, 10:37 PM

LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

SwedeSteve · 07-21-2008, 11:19 PM

Right on... I got sidetracked as I was born in 1955!!! So you ambushed me !!

ChaZam · 07-21-2008, 11:28 PM

LOL, that was good.

zseese · 07-22-2008, 04:13 PM

thats just funny

Windwalker · 07-22-2008, 05:12 PM

Very nice. I have some great memories in the 1950's myself. LOL

neophyte · 07-22-2008, 05:17 PM

sambar: Sir; you just want do

.22guy · 07-22-2008, 11:37 PM

That was freaking great!

Cyrano · 07-23-2008, 02:57 PM

I just betcha that coed was a blonde!

07-21-2008, 09:51 PM	#1
sambar Registered User Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: australia Posts: 9	NO SEX SINCE 1955 A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. 'Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?' 'Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.' 'The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, 'It looks like you have seen a lot of action.' 'Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.' The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, 'You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.' The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, 'You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?' '1955, ma'am.' 'Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand, led him to a private room and proceeded to relax him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, 'Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!' The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice, 'I hope not, it's only 2130 now.' (Don't ya love military time?!) ------

07-21-2008, 10:04 PM	#2
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Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,101 Blog Entries: 4	I'm still laughing Sambar. And...I've sent on to my crazy friends. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

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SwedeSteve Thor's Hammer Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alaska Posts: 12,563 Images: 1	Right on... I got sidetracked as I was born in 1955!!! So you ambushed me !! __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

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ChaZam Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: North Texas Posts: 89	LOL, that was good.

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Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 4,000	Very nice. I have some great memories in the 1950's myself. LOL __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it

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.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,255	That was freaking great! __________________ My first priority will be to reinstate the assault weapons ban as soon as I take office.

07-23-2008, 02:57 PM	#11
Cyrano Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: New York Posts: 2,993	I just betcha that coed was a blonde!