Amish farmer meets muslim...

NRAJOE · 07-22-2008, 02:24 PM

An Amish farmer, while walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and drinking from his farm pond. The Amish farmer shouts: Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen!

(Which means: Don't drink the water, the pigs have crapped in it!)

The kneeling man shouts back: I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak in English.

The Amish farmer says: Use two hands, you'll get more.

USAF_462/2W1X1 · 07-22-2008, 02:51 PM

hehehe! good one!

wunhunglo · 07-22-2008, 03:00 PM

Oldies, used to be Scotsman & Englishman.

SoDakHunter · 07-23-2008, 09:45 AM

Scottish folk dont speak english?

SwedeSteve · 07-23-2008, 10:35 AM

No, they speak Scottish. LOL !!

wunhunglo · 07-23-2008, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by SoDakHunter

Scottish folk dont speak english?

Yes, Scottish folk speak English but English folk don't speak Scots!!!

TheWanderingMind · 07-24-2008, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wunhunglo

Yes, Scottish folk speak English but English folk don't speak Scots!!!

As in, "It's a braw, brecht moonlecht necht, och ay?"

(Clan MacNeill of Barra, btw...)"Cuimhnich Air Na Daoine o'n D'thainig thu." (Remember the men from whom you have come)

wunhunglo · 07-24-2008, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheWanderingMind

As in, "It's a braw, brecht moonlecht necht, och ay?"

Aye, right!

07-22-2008, 02:24 PM	#1
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