A Farmer

LiveToShoot · 07-24-2008, 11:44 PM

A Farmer

A farmer, walking down a country road, notices a man
drinking from his pond with his hand.

The farmer shouted: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Di kuhen
haben dahin gesheissen.'

Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows
just shit in it.'

The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York and just
down here campaigning for Obama, I can't understand
you. Please speak in English.'

The farmer replied: 'Use two hands, you'll get
more.'

In GOD We Trust

KingMusa45 · 07-25-2008, 12:29 AM

i saw this joke in another post on this site and that time the drinker was a Muslim.
it wasn't funny then ether.

toolman · 07-25-2008, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingMusa45

i saw this joke in another post on this site and that time the drinker was a Muslim.
it wasn't funny then ether.

A tad frustrated are we?

Sooner Shooter · 07-25-2008, 12:48 AM

Good one!

troy2000 · 07-25-2008, 02:38 AM

And I've seen it before as a Welsh farmer talking to an Englishman; Wunhunglo says he's seen it as a Scottish farmer vs an Englishman. I think it's funny no matter who gets plugged into the two roles, and people shouldn't take it personally as an attack on their particular race, ethnicity or religion.

billy · 07-25-2008, 02:47 AM

i saw it as an amish farmer and a salesman

and yes it is funny

KingMusa45 · 07-25-2008, 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toolman

A tad frustrated are we?

nope not really.
i'm not a fan of obama at all, and even though i'm a muslim it would take a lot more then a joke to offend me.
i personally love a good joke no matter who it's making fun of but i'm sorry this one wasn't funny.

SwedeSteve · 07-25-2008, 10:50 AM

Mildly humorous.

zseese · 07-25-2008, 04:13 PM

I honestly chuckle a little bit every time I hear it because of the plethora of victims that are included each different time

07-24-2008, 11:44 PM	#1
LiveToShoot Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Northwest USA Posts: 2,670	A Farmer A Farmer A farmer, walking down a country road, notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand. The farmer shouted: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Di kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.' Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows just shit in it.' The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama, I can't understand you. Please speak in English.' The farmer replied: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.' In GOD We Trust __________________ "Happiness is not the absence of conflict, but the ability to cope with it." -Unknown

07-25-2008, 12:48 AM	#4
Sooner Shooter Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 688	Good one! __________________ Save the drama for your mama!

07-25-2008, 02:38 AM	#5
troy2000 Resident Armed Liberal Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Southern California Posts: 10,020 Images: 9	And I've seen it before as a Welsh farmer talking to an Englishman; Wunhunglo says he's seen it as a Scottish farmer vs an Englishman. I think it's funny no matter who gets plugged into the two roles, and people shouldn't take it personally as an attack on their particular race, ethnicity or religion. __________________ I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting you really believe what you just said. WF Buckley, Jr

07-25-2008, 02:47 AM	#6
billy spiritual counselor Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca Posts: 14,261 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 154	i saw it as an amish farmer and a salesman and yes it is funny __________________ "I would never die for my beliefs because what if I'm wrong?"- Bertrand Russell

07-25-2008, 10:50 AM	#8
SwedeSteve Thor's Hammer Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alaska Posts: 12,563 Images: 1	Mildly humorous. __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

07-25-2008, 12:29 AM	#2
KingMusa45 Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 312	i saw this joke in another post on this site and that time the drinker was a Muslim. it wasn't funny then ether.

07-25-2008, 04:13 PM	#9
zseese Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Edmond, OK Posts: 99	I honestly chuckle a little bit every time I hear it because of the plethora of victims that are included each different time __________________ Beating Texas, so easy, a caveman can do it.