cowboy in a car accident

ghost_raven · 07-27-2008, 03:45 AM

Bear with me- it's late, I'm tired, and I'm not sure just how well I'll remember this one.

A cowboy was in court trying to get medical expenses back after having been in a major car accident. The judge, looking at the cowboy with his neck brace, his leg in a cast, and all that, was nonetheless skeptical.

"You are on record as telling the state trooper that you were fine at the scene. Can you explain that, son?

"Well, it went something like this, yer honor. I was haulin' my horse back from the rodeo, then that big ol' semi smashed into me. I was thrown out of my ol' pickup truck to one side of the road, and my horse on the other. After laying there awhile, I heard a loud bang. Then the trooper came to me an' said, 'yer horse was hurt, so I had to shoot him. How are you?'"

CalifgirlinOk · 07-27-2008, 08:52 AM

CUTE ONE....

texnmidwest · 07-27-2008, 10:15 AM

No matter how many times I hear that one I get a chuckle every time!

Windwalker · 07-27-2008, 01:02 PM

LOL Good one.

SwedeSteve · 07-27-2008, 02:13 PM

LOL !!

SoDakHunter · 07-28-2008, 10:10 AM

haha i think i'd say the same thing!

.22guy · 07-28-2008, 04:33 PM

Nice one

mosquitofish · 07-28-2008, 07:46 PM

oldy, but goodie . R R R

07-27-2008, 03:45 AM	#1
ghost_raven Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Albuquerque, NM Posts: 408	cowboy in a car accident Bear with me- it's late, I'm tired, and I'm not sure just how well I'll remember this one. A cowboy was in court trying to get medical expenses back after having been in a major car accident. The judge, looking at the cowboy with his neck brace, his leg in a cast, and all that, was nonetheless skeptical. "You are on record as telling the state trooper that you were fine at the scene. Can you explain that, son? "Well, it went something like this, yer honor. I was haulin' my horse back from the rodeo, then that big ol' semi smashed into me. I was thrown out of my ol' pickup truck to one side of the road, and my horse on the other. After laying there awhile, I heard a loud bang. Then the trooper came to me an' said, 'yer horse was hurt, so I had to shoot him. How are you?'" __________________ The First Amendment defines America, the Second Amendment defends it.

07-27-2008, 08:52 AM	#2
CalifgirlinOk MY CAT RUDY ATE SANTA..!! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,579	CUTE ONE.... __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

07-27-2008, 10:15 AM	#3
texnmidwest Where's that Coyote?! Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin Posts: 4,219	No matter how many times I hear that one I get a chuckle every time! __________________ "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati" (If all else fails play dead)

07-27-2008, 01:02 PM	#4
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 4,000	LOL Good one. __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it

07-27-2008, 02:13 PM	#5
SwedeSteve Thor's Hammer Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alaska Posts: 12,563 Images: 1	LOL !! __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

07-28-2008, 10:10 AM	#6
SoDakHunter Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Sioux Falls, SD Posts: 353	haha i think i'd say the same thing!

07-28-2008, 04:33 PM	#7
.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,255	Nice one __________________ My first priority will be to reinstate the assault weapons ban as soon as I take office.

07-28-2008, 07:46 PM	#8
mosquitofish Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: So. Calif. Posts: 315	oldy, but goodie . R R R __________________ Earth humor